Afterburnt

The "next day" high, when you smoke so much weed in a day, that you are stoned all of that day, and the next as well

Smoke Sunday, Stoned Sunday, Don't Smoke Monday, Stoned Monday

Dude, King, Cosmo and I were sooooo fucking stoned yesterday, we dont even have to smoke today, because we are fuckin afterburnt...

by Thorn21 March 29, 2009

after school poop

Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.

“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”

by Tdog321 April 9, 2019

after-jizz

after a guys done jacking off, the little blobs that come out 1 or so minutes later

DICK: "dude i after-jizz last night it sucked cause i got my briefs all wet and jizzy"

by epic player1 May 1, 2009

Alternatoff

Painstakingly bohemian posh young person who tries too hard to look different, normally via Daddy's credit card.

"I'm not a rah boy, I ripped these jeans myself."

"Gosh, you're so alternatoff."

"I know, right. Just because they're from Jack Wills people think I have more money than sense. Nobody understands me. I'm so... like, different."

by Jamie Biscuit February 26, 2013

Afterblaze

The feeling you get when you smoked a J and feel tired and dreamy two/three hours afterward.

Dude that Jonko killed me, my nigga. I'm afterblazed as fuck.

by TipleOGCash January 28, 2015

after thunder comes the rain

When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.

wow after thunder comes the rain

by keys876 October 23, 2017

aftergo

That immediate and often prolonged feeling of relief after a much needed trip to the washroom.

Dude, I'm basking in the aftergo after finally dropping that deuce.

by neoengel June 24, 2022