1) noun Top Dog
2) verb To bend somone over and hump the crap out of them while screaming, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!" . (usually with clothes on, unless.... you get lucky. wink)
3) verb For a guy half-nelsons another guy and proceedes to hump vigorously while screaming "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!"
2) verb To bend somone over and hump the crap out of them while screaming, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!" . (usually with clothes on, unless.... you get lucky. wink)
3) verb For a guy half-nelsons another guy and proceedes to hump vigorously while screaming "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!"
1) Sammy is the Alpha-male.
2) Taylor bent Sammy over a table, alpha-maled him, and yelled, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE."
3) Sammy turned around and got Taylor into a half-nelson, failed, and was alpha-maled by Taylor who screamed, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE" ... again. ugh
2) Taylor bent Sammy over a table, alpha-maled him, and yelled, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE."
3) Sammy turned around and got Taylor into a half-nelson, failed, and was alpha-maled by Taylor who screamed, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE" ... again. ugh
by Sammy & Taylor & Theatre Dep February 13, 2008
Get the Alpha-male mug.noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.
"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"
"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."
"damn. what a fucking chode."
"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."
"damn. what a fucking chode."
by Amy Christ October 29, 2007
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The obstacle course women run potential mates through before surrending into a love-leash. The test ensures sexual attraction and respect will always be there towards her mate over the long run.
Power Testing is a series of rigorous tests of a man's higher brain function/self-control. (The higher brain is sparked by sexual attraction and fueled by emotional attraction.)
Power Testing is an effective way to separate the mature alpha men from the boys. Testing is performed early on in a relationship in the 'attraction stage', which usually lasts up to one month under normal dating conditions.
The obstacle course women run potential mates through before surrending into a love-leash. The test ensures sexual attraction and respect will always be there towards her mate over the long run.
Power Testing is a series of rigorous tests of a man's higher brain function/self-control. (The higher brain is sparked by sexual attraction and fueled by emotional attraction.)
Power Testing is an effective way to separate the mature alpha men from the boys. Testing is performed early on in a relationship in the 'attraction stage', which usually lasts up to one month under normal dating conditions.
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Amy tosses out an Alpha Male Power Test at Allen by giving him a hard time. She does something she knows Allen won't like. Amy tries to be serious during testing because she doesn't want Allen to realize he's being tested. Shhh. :x
If Allen loses his cool and fails the test by calling Amy derogatory names. Amy's level of sexual attraction to Allen will hit blacktop, sending him straight to the orange coned-off area called the Friend Zone. :\
As you can see, Amy *is* pretty smart and she enjoys this process, thoroughly! :>
EXAMPLE:
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Amy tosses out an Alpha Male Power Test at Allen by giving him a hard time. She does something she knows Allen won't like. Amy tries to be serious during testing because she doesn't want Allen to realize he's being tested. Shhh. :x
If Allen loses his cool and fails the test by calling Amy derogatory names. Amy's level of sexual attraction to Allen will hit blacktop, sending him straight to the orange coned-off area called the Friend Zone. :\
As you can see, Amy *is* pretty smart and she enjoys this process, thoroughly! :>
by NoWorries^BeHappyNow January 15, 2013
Get the Alpha Male Power Test mug.A male variation of a superiority complex in the form of an obsession with their supposed dominance hierarchy ranking, resulting in them being annoying, selfish, materialistic and egotistical, and generally acting like a stereotypical alpha male. It also goes under the names Alpha complex and Alpha male syndrome.
Examples of this behavior would include: Buying expensive cars or materials despite not really having the money, immense and annoying amounts of flexing, an abnormal obsession with hitting on women or staring at them, combing or getting haircuts typically associated with an "Alpha male".
(Take note that these people typically don't have that much money or success, but are under the belief that they are at the apex of human kind.)
Examples of this behavior would include: Buying expensive cars or materials despite not really having the money, immense and annoying amounts of flexing, an abnormal obsession with hitting on women or staring at them, combing or getting haircuts typically associated with an "Alpha male".
(Take note that these people typically don't have that much money or success, but are under the belief that they are at the apex of human kind.)
Guy: Oh wow, Jaden you sure have an Alpha male complex don't you?
Jaden: What's wrong stupid bitch? Can't fuck as many women as me? HAHA beta cuck, go play some Fortnite and suck dick as I go drive in my 500k Shelby Mustang as I fuck your old high school crush and knock a baby in her.
Guy: But... You don't have that mu-
Jaden: SHUT IT BETA BITCH!
Jaden: What's wrong stupid bitch? Can't fuck as many women as me? HAHA beta cuck, go play some Fortnite and suck dick as I go drive in my 500k Shelby Mustang as I fuck your old high school crush and knock a baby in her.
Guy: But... You don't have that mu-
Jaden: SHUT IT BETA BITCH!
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Every Sunday night, I like to watch alpha male tv. I spend all week at a desk job, so seeing men explore the outdoors is awesome.
by joecoolthefool August 7, 2017
Get the alpha male tv mug.Chad was charged with public indecency, but at least the women were impressed by his alpha male tactics. ;-)
by Robert Mormon October 3, 2017
Get the alpha male tactics mug.in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.
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