Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?
by Chefychefchef February 8, 2020
Get the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock) mug.Whilst in cowgirl formation during cordial relations, the lady must be surrounded by other men who are periodically ejaculating onto her head. This provides an illusion of a snow-capped mountain while the girl performs the maverick-like cowboy on another man.
Guy #1: "Sarah Palin calls herself an Alaskan Cowgirl."
Guy #2: "Does that mean she does the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin?"
Guy #1: "I'm not sure, but I wouldnt be surprised. You know, living in Alaska, there's nothing better to do there."
Guy #2: "Except kill innocent animals."
Guy #1: "Word."
Guy #2: "Word."
*Mutual Daps*
Guy #2: "Does that mean she does the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin?"
Guy #1: "I'm not sure, but I wouldnt be surprised. You know, living in Alaska, there's nothing better to do there."
Guy #2: "Except kill innocent animals."
Guy #1: "Word."
Guy #2: "Word."
*Mutual Daps*
by mwiener13 December 2, 2010
Get the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin mug.An easily diagnosable condition of the tourette syndrome family.
It's caused by an over excitement of unconscious brainwave feelings towards the well known computer game "Resident evil 5" and is mostly traceable to the "Mercenaries" stage.
The player, suffering from the condition will play the aimless mode as normal, will go to melee an enemy, it's during the melee animation the player will unknowingly tap into the inventory screen and quickly, almost Weskerr/Neo lightning quick, transfer the ammo into the gun placement and then exist lavishly out of the inventory screen.
That is a more general indication that the player is suffering from the condition. A more serious diagnosis are as follows and in many of these cases, the inventory is brought up for a split second for the user to then take away, not actually reloading anything, you are advised to see a doctor in these extreme circumstances, or to cease playing this fucking dogshit mode that is about as classic as Andrew Evenstars hair;
-Inventory twitching when hitting a timer
-Inventory twitching when jumping through a window
-Inventory twitching when jumping up/down from a ledge
-Inventory twitching when climbing up a ladder
-Inventory twitching when climbing down a ladder
-Inventory twitching when dashing
And many, many more symptoms
It's caused by an over excitement of unconscious brainwave feelings towards the well known computer game "Resident evil 5" and is mostly traceable to the "Mercenaries" stage.
The player, suffering from the condition will play the aimless mode as normal, will go to melee an enemy, it's during the melee animation the player will unknowingly tap into the inventory screen and quickly, almost Weskerr/Neo lightning quick, transfer the ammo into the gun placement and then exist lavishly out of the inventory screen.
That is a more general indication that the player is suffering from the condition. A more serious diagnosis are as follows and in many of these cases, the inventory is brought up for a split second for the user to then take away, not actually reloading anything, you are advised to see a doctor in these extreme circumstances, or to cease playing this fucking dogshit mode that is about as classic as Andrew Evenstars hair;
-Inventory twitching when hitting a timer
-Inventory twitching when jumping through a window
-Inventory twitching when jumping up/down from a ledge
-Inventory twitching when climbing up a ladder
-Inventory twitching when climbing down a ladder
-Inventory twitching when dashing
And many, many more symptoms
About to Windfall a downed zombie...OMG THAT'S SO COOL, QUICK INVENTORY TWITCH BEFORE THE ANIMATION FINISHES WITH STILL 20 BULLETS IN MY CHAMBER!!!!
Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching) here I go again "RESIDENT EVIL FIVVVVEEEEE"
Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching) here I go again "RESIDENT EVIL FIVVVVEEEEE"
by Mercenary doctor April 29, 2011
Get the Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching) mug.When a female of any race has such low self-esteem she will allow herself to be humiliated by accepting booty calls at 3am even though she has to be up for work at 6. The subject will typically date men she finds completely unnatractive and boring. She typically has a shady past of cheating on every boyfriend she has dated (especially friends of the boyfriend), gang bangs, sleeping with random men at bars and the list goes on. The PGS can be sniffed out by any player within a 20 foot radius. A female with PGS has a short life span due to aquiring STDS and a very high suicide rate has been linked to persons with chronic PGS.
guy at bar: Hey. I noticed you were sitting all alone. Can you buy me a drink and pay for my tab then take me to the motel across the street?
pathetic girl syndrome aka PGS response: sure. That sounds really good. I don't have condoms, but I'm cool if you just pull out.
pathetic girl syndrome aka PGS response: sure. That sounds really good. I don't have condoms, but I'm cool if you just pull out.
by torntights February 23, 2011
Get the pathetic girl syndrome aka PGS mug.M.A.C. is a heavily overweight negro with an attitude as bad as his hunger.
Has a SIX POINTED PENIS often referred to as his "Star of David."
Surprisingly this will not save the Jews from Hitler.
Wakes up at 2 p.m. and spends 25 hrs a day watching YouTube videos.
Has a SIX POINTED PENIS often referred to as his "Star of David."
Surprisingly this will not save the Jews from Hitler.
Wakes up at 2 p.m. and spends 25 hrs a day watching YouTube videos.
by Kevin Dibble's Mom April 10, 2009
Get the M.A.C. aka Man Across Corridor mug."Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) is a neurological brain disorder that manifests as a persistent pattern of inattention and/or hyperactivity/impulsivity that is more frequent and severe than is typically observed in individuals at a comparable level of development. ADHD begins in childhood, and as has only recently been understood, can persist into adulthood as well. While some children outgrow ADHD, about 60% continue to have symptoms into adulthood. The disorder manifests differently in adults as hyperactivity tends to diminish." (www.adhd.com, 2007)
I really hope this information debunks the mythical "definitions" of ADHD, aka Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, out there. This information is reliable, fact-based, and referenced. Degrading self-righteous opinions and narrow-minded assumptions are not included in this text.
http://www.adhd.com/
parents/
parents_facts_adhd_genetic.jsp
It is believed that ADHD is a highly genetic disorder. Approximately 35 percent of parents of children with ADHD have the disorder themselves. It's also not uncommon to discover that other people in the family (siblings, aunts, and/or uncles) also have ADHD. Interestingly, many parents only come to learn about their own ADHD once their child has been diagnosed. This may explain a lifetime of frustrations and prompt them to get help. (www.adhd.com, 2007)
Fiction vs. Facts
http://www.adhd.com/
parents/
parents_facts_adhd_facts.jsp
FICTION:
All children with ADHD eventually "outgrow" it.
FACT:
About 60% of children diagnosed with ADHD continue to exhibit symptoms as adults.
FICTION:
ADHD is not a medical condition.
FACT:
It is a medical condition, linked to a chemical imbalance in the brain. It is officially recognized by leading medical experts and institutions, including the U.S. Surgeon General, the American Psychiatric Association, and others.
FICTION:
Bad parenting is responsible for ADHD.
FACT:
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) states that scientists are finding more and more evidence that ADHD does not stem from home environment, but from biological causes.
FICTION:
People with ADHD always have problems paying attention.
FACT:
Sometimes people with ADHD hyper-focus. They focus on one thing and ignore all else around them.
FICTION:
ADHD affects more males than females.
FACT:
As children, the male to female ratio is 4:1, as females are often underdiagnosed. Among adults, almost as many women as men seek treatment.
FICTION:
ADHD can only be treated with medications.
FACT:
The NIMH Multimodal Treatment Study for Children with ADHD (MTA Study) studied nearly 600 elementary school children and concluded that the most effective treatments were a closely monitored medication treatment and a treatment that combines behavioral therapy and medication.
http://www.adhd.com/
parents/
parents_facts_adhd_genetic.jsp
It is believed that ADHD is a highly genetic disorder. Approximately 35 percent of parents of children with ADHD have the disorder themselves. It's also not uncommon to discover that other people in the family (siblings, aunts, and/or uncles) also have ADHD. Interestingly, many parents only come to learn about their own ADHD once their child has been diagnosed. This may explain a lifetime of frustrations and prompt them to get help. (www.adhd.com, 2007)
Fiction vs. Facts
http://www.adhd.com/
parents/
parents_facts_adhd_facts.jsp
FICTION:
All children with ADHD eventually "outgrow" it.
FACT:
About 60% of children diagnosed with ADHD continue to exhibit symptoms as adults.
FICTION:
ADHD is not a medical condition.
FACT:
It is a medical condition, linked to a chemical imbalance in the brain. It is officially recognized by leading medical experts and institutions, including the U.S. Surgeon General, the American Psychiatric Association, and others.
FICTION:
Bad parenting is responsible for ADHD.
FACT:
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) states that scientists are finding more and more evidence that ADHD does not stem from home environment, but from biological causes.
FICTION:
People with ADHD always have problems paying attention.
FACT:
Sometimes people with ADHD hyper-focus. They focus on one thing and ignore all else around them.
FICTION:
ADHD affects more males than females.
FACT:
As children, the male to female ratio is 4:1, as females are often underdiagnosed. Among adults, almost as many women as men seek treatment.
FICTION:
ADHD can only be treated with medications.
FACT:
The NIMH Multimodal Treatment Study for Children with ADHD (MTA Study) studied nearly 600 elementary school children and concluded that the most effective treatments were a closely monitored medication treatment and a treatment that combines behavioral therapy and medication.
by A mother advocate of a wonderful ADHD child December 30, 2008
Get the ADHD, aka Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder mug.The Greg: When your so fucked up that you have been getting head for a half hour but you cant cum so you tell that bitch to supple on the end your penis while you masturbate into her mouth.
I was a fifth deep in whiskey and i couldn't cum so i gave that slut The Greg aka "The Boss"...told the slut to put her mouth on my penis as I rubbed one out down her throat. Then I made that bitch sleep on the floor.
by sonicmolly4 December 12, 2010
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