Affirmatron

Required in situations where a "Yes" or a "I Understand" just simply doesnt cut it....

Person 1: We have 18 seconds til the planet we are on simultaneously combusts and erodes, within 10 seconds we shall be eaten by carniverous zombies.... and you ask me what is the best option at Subway????

Person 2: Affirmatron.

by The M-Train May 19, 2009

Loosely Affiliated

When one is "roughly" dating a girl but, for whatever reason, you do not want your friends and random slampieces to know that you are committed to that girl. Aka slightly less than dating but slightly more than just hooking up.

Donald: " Danny, I didn't know you were dating her?"

Danny: "Oh hell nah, we are just loosely affiliated"

Donald: "Oh congrats"

Danny: "Woooooooooo"

by djwhtrhino May 19, 2010

The Fry Affirmation

In an argument between two or more parties, at any time one party may invoke the Fry Affirmation. That is to say if that person can find any documented evidence that Stephen Fry broadly agrees with their stance on the matter, then said person automatically wins the argument.

Please note the Fry Affirmation applies to documented evidence only. If you happen to have Stephen Fry to hand during an argument please see Fry Arbitration, The for more information.

Maisy: Can you action this for me please?

John: Sure... If you can ask me again without brutalising my ears with your ugly noun/verbage. I don't see why in the 20th Cen... What... What are you doing?

Maisy: I'm searching for a video that I think may interest you.

John: Oh... Wait a minute. Are you about to invoke the Fry Affirmation? Because I'm...

Maisy: Here we go... To paraphrase: Mr Stephen Fry thinks we should relax about the ever evolving use of language and he specifically references the acceptability of nouns used as verbs.

John: I'm sorry - You were right. If you need me I will be actioning that task you gave me.

by axolotl5 October 10, 2011

Affirmative action penis

A man of majority ethnicity who noticeably favors a minority partner.

Jack has an affirmative action penis, he specializes in international relations.

by Present AA Member May 16, 2018

Affiyah

Affiyah is the most beautiful person in the world. She’s smart brave and kind. She is always there for you whenever you need her. She’s the shoulder you can lean on. She’s loyal and has a warm welcoming personality.

AFFIYAH IS THE FUCKING BEST

by Affiyahisbae January 1, 2021

sexual affinity

Someone having a strong sexual attraction to someone else.
Usually used when ripping on other people.

What the fuck dude, you got a sexual affinity for me or what? Get the hell out of here

by kaiker April 16, 2005

Affinity Ski Wear

the most ghetto ass ski wear there is. When wearing affinity ski wear clothing you have a 100% chance of getting blown and 85% chance of getting wet. jesus Wish he wore affinity ski wear.

I was rocking my affinity ski wear and get my dick sucked, fuck yeah!

by hi457754545634132486 December 20, 2010