The unfortunate event where a man who loves to give blow jobs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks in half and nearly shatters within his throat.

Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.

These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.

Doctor - "Damn this is the 6th "Cracked Adams" case I've seen this weekend."

Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"

Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."

*see defined word for description

cracked adams by dangchicago April 17, 2009

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Ryland Adams

A Clevver host and a YouTuber with around 600,000 Subscribers. He is the Boyfriend of Shane Dawson and the owner/dad of Uno and Cheeto Dawson. Ryland is amazing, he really helped Shane out.

Ryland Adams is a YouTuber and a Clevver host He is amazing at what he does and I hope he keeps it up. 💗

Ryland Adams by Shyland.batby August 21, 2017

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Tim Adams

A sick motherf#cker who jizzes in peoples corn pops, jizzes on a piece of chocolate and eats it, cam on a toothbrush and brushed his teeth with it.......all of this on a webcam

Tim Adams is a fermented jew baby who cums on peoples microphones

Tim Adams by Black May 7, 2005