Acorn T9

The galaxy in which the squirrel population secretly resides in their spare time. They travel there under the command of the Squirrel Queen of Winston. The spaceship on which they travel is powered by hoarded acorns which the squirrels are frequently seen nomming on. The Squirrel Queen freely gives milk to all of her faithful squirrel minions using her large tits.

Kelsie: "What the f*ck those squirrels are bombing us with nuts!"

Camryn: "Don't talk about them, they'll just bomb us harder."

Kristine: "Nooo Squirrel Queen sen them back to Acorn T9!"

by seXXXyManBeast09 October 26, 2009

Hung like an acorn

Meaning that a penis is so small, that it has the resemblance of an acorn on an oak tree, like a small bulb when it hangs off the body.

Hey, Do you know Seth?, well apparently all the girls say he's hung like an acorn!

by pwnstar76 March 25, 2010

Acorn Cracking

1. The process of exposing ineptness, fraud and corruption in government, businesses, institutions and by persons in American Society by means of making public on youtube, or internet publication hard evidence captured on video, voice recording, surveliance and public record documents.

2. Busting persons on the public payroll engaged in criminal acts by publishing evidence on the internet such as video evidence on youtube.

1. The Arizona residents may have saved their lives by "acorn cracking" Arizona's Department of Health Services as well as the City of Peoria's police, city officials and employees on youtube with video and audio recordings of an actual ambush, attack and assault of several unknown agents using the youtube name WhistleBlowerJob.

2. The activists quickly left to do some acorn cracking with video evidence of police abuse and a Bart Station murder captured on a cellphone that appeared on youtube within a few hours of the killing.

by Dynamic Thought Adjuster September 20, 2009

Adore U

Written "Adore you(Akkinda)" and pronounced "Adore You" is a song relased in 2015 by the young and risisng k-pop group Seventeen. The song was written and produced by 'Lee Jihoon' (With help from Pledis Entertainment). It was written as a pop ballad in which you are telling your loved one hoe much you Adore them with the lyrics of the song. With 13 members in the group, the song combines vocal, hip hop, and amazing choreography to portray this story while still having an extremely catchy beat.

"Even if my lips are dry, I need to say this baby, Adore U, Adore U, enough to get dizzy"

by divabootrash August 30, 2016

Dysfunctional Acorns

Those acorns that keep trying to kill you when they fall of a tree and hit you in the head.

Man, these are some dysfunctional acorns! They keep trying to kill me!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016

Rolling Acres Mall

A shopping mall that was located in Akron, Ohio. At one time it was the best shopping in the area, with a sparkling orange fountain near the main entrance and undoubtedly the largest selection of stores, but then mall management chose to employ cheaper security guards rather than off-duty police officers. Gangs started to appear around the premises and the mall declined. After October 2008, the mall closed, was abandoned, and was torn up by shitbag vandals and gangsters, ruining any chances of the mall ever being revitalized.

Gained widespread notoriety when Seph Lawless took pictures of the snow-filled atrium in 2015, after vandals shot out the mall's skylights. Sadly, it's demolished now.

John: Hey, remember that big mall somewhere in Akron? The one with the orange fountain?
Timothy: You're talking about the Rolling Acres Mall. Man, I had good childhood memories at that place, sad to see it being demolished.

RIP Rolling Acres Mall.

by Boeing777-300 November 1, 2017

Acorn Cock

When your foreskin gets puffed up and swollen after entering something very tight, like an anus. Usually referred at gays.

"Hey that fag has an acorn cock!"

by Acorn Cockmaster April 20, 2010