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Double ended accordian

When two men simultaneously please eachother, while touching tips.
Let's pull our pants down and perform the double ended accordian

Act your age accordingly 

We have a lot of people who don’t act their age accordingly.
When you are not at home act your age accordingly.

.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama's father is Surya, the sun god, according to Wikipedia. His mother is Saranyu (also known as Sanjna), the goddess of consciousness.9.

.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama's father is Surya, the sun god, according to Wikipedia. His mother is Saranyu (also known as Sanjna), the goddess of consciousness.9.
.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama's father is Surya, the sun god, according to Wikipedia. His mother is Saranyu (also known as Sanjna), the goddess of consciousness.9.

Acordian Dick

When you can't get hard so you only put the tip in, and proceed to push in and pull out, while the tip is stuck inside. Thus creating an acordian type movement with the skin.
Bruh I just got done banging this chick with my acordian dick.
Acordian Dick by Big Meat Mike June 18, 2017

accorsing 

The Future Semi-Conditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional tense of 'to cross'

that is - the act of crossing something which was avoided due to a time jump that prevented the crossed object from ever existing,
I just accorsing the road. Thank god for time travel apps.
accorsing by nuuuuumzif July 29, 2019
The ability to make ones prolapsed rectal passage have the in and out movement of an accordion!
Wow! Did you see that person's assordion? They could push it in and out like a party favor!😝
assordion by INCUBUSS February 17, 2021