ass

Slang for the human muscle named gluteus maximus.

Another name for a donkey.

Or someone who is rude or quite vulgar.

damn, she got a nice ass.

Posh: Why, would you look at the ass with its beautiful gray hair?

Shakespearean times:
I am an ass!

Little it be known, I am an ass!

by stoppidfgt123 December 6, 2016

ass

an adjective, used to decribe something bad

that guy is so ass.

by But Man Prang January 11, 2003

ass

a word meaning donkey commonly used in the Bible, and causes a giggle in Religion class.

"though shall not covet thy neighbor's ass."

by liz January 6, 2007

ass

(_!_) = Normal Ass

(__!__) = Big Ass

(!) = Tight Ass

(_?_) = Dumb Ass

(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass

(_$_) = Rich Ass

(_x_) = Kiss My Ass

(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

get off my ass

by xcraft37 June 4, 2018

ass

A type of donkey or mule. Not to be confused with 'arse' which means someones rear end. Blame American ignorance for this misconception.

Fondle it like a favoured ass George.

by Bez lad, give it a tug, mmmm February 23, 2007

ass

Verb: To insert a unpleasantly shaped item, often under duress, into one's own anus, either for storage or concealment.

Ass the weed man, ass the weed! They's comin!
Bitch, are you for real?

by Curtain October 10, 2005

Ass

1.Using the word at the end of a sentence or randomly to make yourself sound cool or funny.

2.Using the word around the wrong people and getting bitched at for using it.

1.Man: Ass!

Other People: ha ha that was funny.

2.Man: okay so how was your day? Ass!

Woman: It was okay, but was that necessary? Just because you say that doesn't make you cool.

by Christopher eckelstien February 6, 2010