what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore

by MercedezLaighn September 3, 2023

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Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.

How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?

by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010

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Pulling a Where the Wild Things Are

Going on an incredible night-time journey and beginning the morning far from where you began your night. You may or may not remember how you got where you are.

Did you hear Frank woke up in Vancouver this morning? Definitely a classic example of pulling a where the wild things are.

Haha yeah, he said he still doesn't know how he ended up there.

by nightravel November 17, 2009

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A Whores Dozen

13 man gangbang

My wife is such a whore. She gangbanged a thirteen men to join the a whores dozen club.

by 0neHugeWang! July 24, 2020

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You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse

A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.

Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.

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Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019