waldo

where the fuck is he

where's waldo

by Kian the Moron July 27, 2023

Waldo

The G.O.A.T of hide and seek, only rivaled by Dad, the TV remote, and Tupperware lids.

Where the fuck is Waldo?

by buddy retard July 24, 2020

Dr. Waldo

A master of blending in any situation given while looking the exact same. During real life.

A Dr. Waldo:"Hey, check this out"
*Enters crowd of jocks*
Random guy:"Where the fuck did he go?!?"

by Chopersword9 September 24, 2011

Waldo wigglestick

The act of putting your penis in the glory hole behind the loves truck stop in Waldo, Fl.

I went down to loves and did the ole Waldo wigglestick last night and got arrested by an undercover cop. Not sure why he blew me first but here we are.

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023

Where's Waldo?

An expression used to warn others that a woman is transgender in a club and her penis is hard to find because of its size, thus it is classified as Waldo. It is a "Where's Waldo" situation.

- Yo that girl over there's a "Where's Waldo?" situation.

- Damn nice I'm into that

by quantum_duck July 26, 2024

Furry Waldo

Micro penis shrouded with excessive pubic hair. To the point where it can not be seen

G.G. Allin had such a small penis if he grew out his pubic hair he’d have a furry waldo

by Punkfreak868 November 17, 2025

Waldo Blunt

Waldo / Waldo Blunt -3.5 Grams Rolled In One Standard Cigarillo Roll This Is Only Possible When The Tobacco Is Pushed Out The Roll Instead Of Broken Out & Weed Is Finely Packed And Shredded What You doing After Smoking This Shit I'm A Be Looking For Waldo

Well We Got Weed, We Can Roll A Waldo.

Naw I Rather Pass Around 7 Or 4 Fat Ass Blunts

You Weak Ass Bitch I'll Match You Two Hits Will Have You Shitting Diarrhea

Some May See It Extremely Expensive To Smoke A Waldo Blunt But Once They Do They Fall Asleep Not Thinking About It

by Where'sAPseudonym June 22, 2018