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Riley

I. Having a Riley- When you have the feeling of needing a shit, a piss and a migraine at the same time
II. Pulling a Riley- Used to describe someone who has just done something blatantly stupid and has not noticed it
III. Dammit Riley!-A curse basically used whenever somthing bad happens- see examples
IV. Having Riley's Mum- When you have had the best sex of your life
V. Being a Riley- A person/s who is basically a tag along, but doesn't say anything. They follow right behind you, and you generally don't notice them until they say something. Also, it can be used to describe someone who has an unhealthy obsession with the Gorillaz.
VI. Having a Rizzle- Rizzle is basically another name for Riley, and can be used in any of the examples above. Having a Rizzle is used to decribe the sensation of when you can't stop farting
I. “Dude I’ve got a chronic Riley”
II. "Dude you were pulling i Riley last night at poker. You lost lot of money."
"Dude I pulled a Riley in that test. I'm sure i got an F"
III. "Dude my grandma just died.""Dammit Riley!!!"
"Dude that species of penguin just died out.""Dammit Riley!!!"
"Dude the world just ended due to global warming""Dammit Riley!!!"
IV.“Ah after you left my girlfriend gave me riley’s mum”
“I had Riley’s Mum last night”
V.“Dude I haven’t heard that kid say 3 words he’s being a Riley
“Are you going to say anything or just sit there being a Riley?”
VI. "Man i had a hardcore Rizzle last night"
by Kurt1245 January 11, 2009
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Riley

when its a girls name, it means she is the most biggest bad ass in the world and is amazing at everything! if its a guy hes probably a pussy..
Chick: Holy shit Riley was so good in bed last night!

Dude: WOW did you see Riley's dick outline, its like CENTIMETER PETER!
by amamzing July 23, 2011
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riley

to question a politician or public official with self-abasing, deferential sycophancy.

(used transitive and intransitively)

Named after Australian reporter, Mark Riley, who fawns sickenly over the Australian Prime Minister, thus rileying her.
The alleged journalists fell over themselves to riley the Prime Minister but Mark Riley outdid them all when he rileyed her at length.
by Dedmann July 15, 2011
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riley

alright so here is the deal... a Riley can be nice and the other kinds of Riley is a bitch. She likes to spread rumors about you, and she gets super jealous QUICK. She used to be my best friend and now she is dead to me. I HATE RILEY.

(hehehehehehehe, not to be offensive. .-.)
girl one: Holy crap riley is so jealous of tati because her crush like tati
by SIMONA KING April 9, 2019
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Riley

Riley is the best boyfriend u could ever have he is the sweetest and nicest person ever. He might have a bad reputation and not many people like him but there are a few who are falling in love fast .
Awww Riley’s so hot
by Susan gibbs May 19, 2018
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Riley

Websters dictionary define HIM as "The man with the biggest willy on the whole f***king planet" HE is the guy you go to if Your girl is not getting enough D**k. HE is the only guy to pass Rizzler university with perfect fucking grades. HE pulls so hard that alien bitches gravitate towards him at the speed of light. Fun fact, he actually gave birth to GigaChad straight out of his willy.
"Oh that Riley, I wish I had his baby!"
by Batcoc April 6, 2023
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Riley

A young kid who’s addicted to fortnite and always try’s to hop on trends. He typically try’s to say he doesn’t do things that he actually does cause he’s insecure and his ego is very fragile.
He’ll try to annoy you and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He also claims he’s not fat cause he plays one sport but his manboobs look like water balloons about to burst. His stomach is built like eye of cthulhu from terraria.
Person 1: aye yo did you see that fat white kid crying over fortnite?
Person 2: yeah his name is Riley
by MiladSucks September 6, 2020
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