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mondo fu fu-ness

describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong
"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany

"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany
by life form from planet zeron January 1, 2009
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mondo

An extremely large turd that exceeds the average size of the male genitalia that is kept intact in one piece.
Reginald: Hey Dorothy, did you receive my snap of my fat mondo?
Dorothy: You're fucking gross.
by marmarfaggots July 21, 2018
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Mondo

A very attractive woman or man.
Penelope Cruz is mondo.
by menepoopoo May 16, 2018
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Mondo Mexicano

The words used to describe the enormous smelly shits you take after consuming questionable foodstuffs in the country of Mexico.
Holy hell billy flush next time will you?You left behind one Mondo Mexicano you left behind.
by PUBG December 28, 2017
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in culo al mondo

Italian equivalent of Butt fuck Egypt, the literal traslation is "in the ass of the world"
"Dove hai parcheggiato la macchina?"

"In culo al mondo"
by Geronimo989 October 1, 2017
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Mondo

An indecorous man from Derry who has no morals when it comes to dating sheep
Aye baye look at dat Mondo over der he's dating your lovely sheep wife behind your back
by Gorgonbreath November 30, 2017
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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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