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Landon Hodges

A medium sized human that tends to lurk around corners. This being can be seen procrastinating all of their Social Studies assignments with their partner in crime. They are described as a medium sized male with dark-black hair.
Landon Hodges is a idiotic name for a human.
by Simbason June 14, 2023
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JD Hodges

The biggest piece of shit, garbage person you’ve ever seen. He/she can’t get a significant other on their own, so they have no problem coming on to their friends spouse or girlfriend, and will gladly steal them if he/she can. Couldn’t tell the truth to save them from an execution, and will steal anything from anyone, including his/her own parents. Just an overall scummy, lying, gap toothed shitpile of a person with nothing to offer anyone except bullshit and betrayal.
Jim: “Hey asshole! I thought we were friends?!? Kim told me you hit on her last night! What the Hell?”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
by ErMahGerdErtsErPernerss April 9, 2023
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Kei Hodg

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by Eddy Brek February 11, 2003
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Hodged

When you tell your friend about somthing and they make there personality about it until you tell them about somthing else wich then they change it to that
I told James about team fortress 2 and he hodged it
by Aedan finn October 12, 2023
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Jackson hodge

This man is the next Eminem, he is a little white boy that can rap like no ones business. I tell yo drop a freestyle. Literally like 3 seconds later he already done it.
I’m bouta get Jackson hodge to end your whole career!
by Supahotfiyaa April 8, 2019
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Hostile Hodges

A being who masterfully walks the line between being really sarcastic and a disgruntled co-worker. May also suffer mild bi-polar spells.
Jen, it was very Hostile Hodges of you when you told me my singing was bad and that I should give up on life.
by thegoods24 July 13, 2010
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Hodging

Adjective: Butting in to a conversation you have nothing to do with, just to insert your own opinion, often preceded by stalking around those conversing in anticipation

When Hodging is done properly, It will always be preceeded by the word "Hodging" in order to inform the group that you are about to seriously piss them off
Man: What do you think of the weather today?
Woman: Its lovely don't you agree?
"Hodge": Hodging! This one time, I was drinking Bud Light, at a Saint Louis Cardinals game... and who do you think showed up but NELLY!
by The Real Zman May 26, 2012
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