crank

cheap meth cooked by inner city bikers and metal head as well as by inner city ethnic gangs

really crappy shit. ( _<O>_ )

by o_O/` teh fuk ? June 11, 2006

crank

Cheap meth useually made in someone's bacement.

Hey, you know where i can score some crank?

by Justin June 11, 2006

crank

To punch someone extremely hard

Ko cranked that dude so hard he went down in one hit!

by EmperorKO June 11, 2006

crank

appendage

are you yanking my crank?

by Bernie June 11, 2006

Crank

1 Australian Slang: To Masterbate

2. Kickass movie with the legend that is Jason Statham.

1. Man i had a crank before, was gewd.

2. man i cant beleive Jason statham can possibly exist and outcool both chuck norris and god.

by Pariahzero June 1, 2009

crank

a crying wank
crying + wanking = cranking

Jeff: Last night i was feeling lonely so i cranked until i crymaxed

by sexypistol December 25, 2011

Crank

Both crying in a mirror or alternate reflective surface while also masturbating. Quality of reflective surface is directly proportional to quality of crank.

Fred was feeling very horny but also very sad because his mother had just died. As such, he found himself a mirror, cried, and enjoyed a good Crank, his beautiful tears splashing on his bell end. This only aroused him more.

by Gustav Narerl March 21, 2010