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Tall People Rule #11

Anybody shorter than you is short. Is to be paired with Tall People Rule #3 to freely bully kids
by SomeRandomDude11 December 11, 2019
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Tall deval

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Tall White Boy Syndrome

A deadly disease that afflicts Tall White Boys, mostly seen in those 5'10" (178 cm) or above and who play a sport of some kind. Those ridden by the disease are of college age, and are usually studying a management or business degree or are in over their heads on an engineering pursuit. Tall White Boy Syndrome's symptoms manifest most readily in cohorts. That it to say, the more Tall White Boys there are in a group, the more likely you are to see signs of Tall White Boy Syndrome. You can tell if someone is affected by Tall White Boy Syndrome by the way they act around other Tall White Boys: If incessant talk about "bitches" and "hoes" proceeds, with multiple jokes or harsh comments made about race, queer folk, or women, they most likely suffer form Tall White Boy Syndrome.
Symptoms include:
Wearing pit vipers, boatshoes, crocs, white Nike tube socks, Air Force 1s, Lululemon shorts, Vineyard Vines, etc.
Engaging in "locker room talk" and saying vile things that they wouldn't dare say to their mother, sister, or girlfriend
Inviting girls out to drink at 10:00 PM on a Tuesday night
Dropping slurs like there's no tomorrow
Fighting other Tall White Boys after drinking one too many Trulys
Taking off their shirt at every possible opportunity, most commonly during beach volleyball games
Tall White Boy Syndrome can happen to any type of Tall White Boy, but is most commonly seen in gym influencers, frat boys, or lacrosse players.
"And then after I explained to him that I was asexual, he told me that I just hadn't had good enough sex yet. Then he said that he could 'fix me'!! What the FUCK!"
"Oh yeah, that's definitely Brock. He suffers from Tall White Boy Syndrome."

"Well, yeah, I'm fine with gay people, I just wish that they didn't make being gay their whole personality!"
"Hmmm... I sense a severe case of Tall White Boy Syndrome."

If you see a Tall White Boy make casual jokes about sexually harassing "that hot chick over there", they most likely suffer from Tall White Boy Syndrome.
by AverageHeightMan July 8, 2022
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Tall Cool Glass of Water

A refreshingly desirable woman. A woman so hot she is like drinking a tall glass full of ice cold water on a hot summer day! Nothing else is so satisfying to look at.
by Willie333 April 2, 2008
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tall dark and handsome

1. An extremely attractive man who happens to be tall, dark-haired, and...well, hot.

2. A phrase that women use when describing a sexy man they may not know.

3. A hot stranger
Girl #1: OMG. I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH SETH.

Girl #2: Seth who??

Girl #1: Seth MacFarlane! He's tall dark and handsome!
by osharemind December 30, 2010
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tall tee

A long tee that goes down to your knees.
Ain't no dress, that's a tall tee.
by J Mit March 9, 2005
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tall t

1. A t-shirt where the torso is longer than normal

2. The owner of the world
Tim rocks tall ts that go down to his knees.
by TTRdenden503 May 4, 2010
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