Zimmering

" Zimmering" Zim mer-ing Noun
" Zimmered" Zim merd Adjective

1: The Act of destroying anything that you were asked not to interact with because you were not ( smart, strong ) enough to know you should of left it alone.

Person 1 - Hey it looks like that windshield has a crack in it!
Repair Shop - We can repair this for you on Tuesday.
Person 1 - I cannot wait till Tuesday, I will fix it myself.
Repair Shop - Do you have any training in repairing windshields?
Person 1 - Nope, I do not.
Repair Shop - Please do not try to repair it yourself if you go on zimmering something you do not know about you will damage it.
Person 1 - Ok

Person 1 then goes ahead and attempts to repair the windshield and in frustration of inability to repair the windshield throws a Sledgehammer through the windshield completely damaging the window frame and the inside of the vehicle.

Repair Shop - DAMN! You completely "Zimmered" that car.

by Wholywalter August 28, 2013

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Zizzered

to be intoxicated or drunk. also to not be in a normal state. to not be of sound body and mind.

I had so much to drink last night I was zizzered.

by ZIGGLER August 14, 2014

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Zimberflobin

Noun

1. Words are inately flawed. A words inability to convey a persons emotions, thoughts or opinion do to the lacking of the English language.

2. A word that signifies all words lacking, it may be used as a way to express a word that does not exist in the English language. It is a word that can be a filler to any lacking statement.

- she experienced Zimberflobin as she tried to confess her love to him
- I don’t know what to say...Zimberflobin.

by Genious? June 8, 2018

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Zimer

A majestic ice-fire-dragon that breathes fire and ice upon it's enemies. It appears to have a serpent-like body that can extend at will to suffocate it's prey, the head of a dragon that breathes fire and ice, front legs of an eagle, back legs of a penguin, scorpion tail and albatross wings. It's origin dates back to sightings of penguins in antarctica, being seen upon as a god that controls the weather. However, recently, it is more-so seen as a tyrant that kills moving things for fun and torturing warm-blooded animals by freezing them untill they die. It is said to guard ancient treasures and powerful items, however no one is completely sure because Zimers are so powerful only one man has been able to slay one.

"Zimers are my favourite mythical animal."
"I hate Zimers, penguins are awesomer."

by Pengiii October 12, 2018

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