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Zeus’s Revenge 

While role-playing as zeus with your significant other, preferably the same gender, hitting it from the back put your fists together ultimately creating a power fist, slamming it down onto your lovers spine, shattering it. Now that there paralyzed from the waist down, use the spinal fluid coming out of there ass as lube and making them regret the decision they previously made.
I performed Zeus’s revenge on mike because he fucked Jeremy behind my back.
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Zeus-Breath 

The act of puting cocain on the asshole of a sexual partner. Said partner then forces a fart, injecting cocain into the nasal cavity the other partner.

See also Zeus-Cough

The same act but with the addition of fecal matter in the fart.
Marko sucked the Zeus-Breath right out of that stripper.
Zeus-Breath by Dustin McDirty July 15, 2009

Zeus 1000 

A player of Runescape. People tend to like insulting him when they see him on the game.

Zeus Effect 

Developed by Kevin in describing Martins consistent exercise of the fundamental governing laws of economics. Martin has given a new meaning to the term, "supply and demand." Martins ability of not being around when others talk about him has caused him to become immortalized in legendary delusions others fabricate as a defense mechanism in result of compensating for his lack of presence in their lives, also known as "ZEUS Effect".

His lack of presence is the greatest anomaly since wheat bread at the Cheesecake Factory. With his brief sightings throughout the US, including the Angeles Crest Forest, the Rocky mountains,( because he's can stay warm there shirt-less),and Las Vegas (because of they support limitless buffets that can satisfy his appetite,) Martin has established a reputation and following one of many  known as "Smartin," to the educational community, "Bubba" to the" CEA (Competetive Eating Association,)" and  "Sasquatch," to the southerners. The longest Martin sightings has taken place in a series of buffets throughout the U.S. Which after an encounter, end up claiming bankruptcy in result of martins insatiable appetite. Refusing the Right To Service to Martin would be considered the eight deadly sin...especially at a buffet.
Zeus Effect Examples:

"Martin didn't give me a birthday present, but its okay because I think he is a descendant of Abraham Lincoln and that's Present ENOUGH for me".

"Man I think martin is in training to be an Astronaut because I hear he is so heavy he wont bounce as much on the moon when he is collecting rocks and junk".

" I think martin is in training to be an Astronaut because due to the recession, NASA doesn't have to spend as much money on padding the space suit for thermal ventilation".

"I think Martin is in training for the Olympics because he has ignored all of my text messages. It must be Illegal to call him".

"Damn...I think Martin is playing for the Harlem globetrotters in 2007 cuz I barely saw him around".

"Martins must be a descendant of the Vikings because he's got enough body hair for a 72 hour bond fire".
Zeus Effect by The Kevo March 13, 2010

Zeus’s Palace

1)the home of a sexual god/goddess

2)the first thust when having sex
1)"i went to my girlfreinds house last night....its like Zeus's Palace in there!"

2)" Zeus’s Palacewas so hot last night!"

3) (to a friend befor you meet a partner) "im just off to Zeus's Palace"
Zeus’s Palace by Sam Habigam December 5, 2007

Zeus-Cough 

The act of puting cocain on the asshole of a sexual partner just before they take a shit. Said partner then forces a fart, injecting cocain and fecal matter into the nasal cavity the other partner.

See also Zeus-Breath

The same act but without the addition of fecal matter in the fart.
Can you hand me a towel, I just got my first Zeus-Cough
Zeus-Cough by Dustin McDirty July 15, 2009

Zeus cannon 

I'm gonna hit the zues cannon
Zeus cannon by Gielskio June 4, 2003