by Spare Brains September 23, 2020

1)
(Verb)
To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.
2)
(Noun)
Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.
(Verb)
To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.
2)
(Noun)
Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.
by sewer r a t April 2, 2022

A man who the whole world sees as a joke a man who works day and night to make everything better. At frist he will he a whore for sure but once finding that person he loves he’ll forget everything throw away everything for that girl he would do everything he possibly can in his reach to make her smile every day even murder someone only to see her happy he would rather burn the world to hear her say his name one last time
by Velda_v_v August 11, 2023

this is where one Zeus cums in a cup then proceeds to get a really black long skeng from the holiest of London gangsters swirls it around in the cup the penetrates himself with it and finally disembowels his target of choice with it the target is usually Luke Wilkinson
by megga miond January 31, 2022

He is the nicest person ever. Don't be fooled by Greek Mythology, for the one and only person he loves is Hera. When they talk about their love; they talk about a garden.
They looked at each other and never looked back.
It's not about taking Hera's side, or Zeus's side, but more like the bigger picture-- of them together both happy. So when you praise them, praise both for their love-- that's eternal.
We get the bigger picture wrong, thinking it's one side vs the other, but when you put it together, it's moreso them together fighting for the bigger cause.
So write about how much he loves his wife, and write how much he love everyone, and write about Hera as being the number one, because that is what they probably want everyone to remember in the end.
Write about their love, because, in the end, it's always Hera and Zeus.
So Zeus, I hope we write about you two being in love, happy, and complete, for when we read about you, we read about how you two always come back to each other in the end.
They looked at each other and never looked back.
It's not about taking Hera's side, or Zeus's side, but more like the bigger picture-- of them together both happy. So when you praise them, praise both for their love-- that's eternal.
We get the bigger picture wrong, thinking it's one side vs the other, but when you put it together, it's moreso them together fighting for the bigger cause.
So write about how much he loves his wife, and write how much he love everyone, and write about Hera as being the number one, because that is what they probably want everyone to remember in the end.
Write about their love, because, in the end, it's always Hera and Zeus.
So Zeus, I hope we write about you two being in love, happy, and complete, for when we read about you, we read about how you two always come back to each other in the end.
by Rowsea July 16, 2020

One of the gods that brought plagues to humans that weren't scared of him along with the gods that served him like
his brother Hades.
his brother Hades.
Zeus didn't like it too much when people stood up to him, he hated it to the point that he would pretend to be on their side when they cleaned up the mess he made.
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Having no idea what to do with one's umbrella when entering a building. Often after walking in the rain.
He felt nice and dry walking to his house, but Zeus's peril struck him with great intensity when he saw his carpeted floors.
by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022
