Lead Zeppelin

Colourful description for when your massive penis doesn't rise to the occasion

Sorry baby I'd love to fuck but I've got a lead zeppelin at the moment.

by Bootylips September 20, 2011

zeppelin

A Zeppelin, in more correct terminology, is a Rigid Arship, or Derigable. Made famous by the giant Zeppelins of Germany in the 1920's and 30's, and the Hindenburg which crashed.

A zeppelin isn't a plane, dumbass.

by Handeh February 6, 2003

lead zeppelin

The term from which teh band Led Zepplin got its name, this term is used in show business to refer to a show that is a complete and total waste of time for all parties involved.

"That concert was a lead zeppelin."

by Fox April 15, 2005

Zeppelin

A big fat joint or marijuana cigarette that resembles a blimp or a Zeppelin.

Lets go smoke a big fat Zeppelin . Yeah I wanna burn down too man.

by MoonMan Stonerdog January 20, 2008

led zeppelin

The "ulitimate" and most influential band from the 60s to the 80s. I wouldnt say there the greatest band in the world, because that would mean im a music nut case. But I love Led Zeppelin with a passion, because theyre not like those gay bands in 2000
Simple Plan?!Blink 182?! DASH BOARD CONFESSIONALS?! WHAT KIND OF ATTACK AGAINST RAP IS THAT?!.There very talented and creative in writing songs to writing guitar tabs. Along with the one of the greatest rock bands, i cant write them all down. There are to friggin many. Im just going to mention "60s,70s, and 80s rock. I Listened to led zeppelin when i was 12,When my brother brought over old 60s,70s albums and 80's cassete tapes.
He told me to take my time listening to them. Its sad that Rock is dead, because of rap. We need more innovative rock bands like zeppelin,van halen, and so much more.
"nirvana" also is great. There Lyrics are great, and they dominated rap for a few years.

Listen To Led Zeppelin classics such as
"stairway to heaven"
"dazed and confused"
"immigrant song"
"whole lotta love"
"ramble on"
"Black Dog"
"kashmir"
Listen to these solos too!!
Van Halen: "eruption"(this is number 2 after stairway to heaven in the "100 best solo's of all time"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: "Free Bird'
Jimi Hendrix(LISTEN TO HIM!!!!!!)

by Murderer of Rap August 31, 2004

Led Zeppelin

Possibly the greatest rock band ever to exist, with great songs such as "Stairway to Heaven", "Rock and Roll", "Black Dog", "Over the Hills and Far Away", "Going to California", "Dazed and Confused", "Moby Dick", "Good Times Bad Times", "The Ocean", and many many more. It is a shame that Bonzo had to die in 1980, he was one of the great drummers of all time and is my idol, and for all of you other people out there that say Neil Peart is better, HE'S NOT, although very close. I advise you to listen to "Moby Dick". Who knows how much further Zep could have gone if Bonzo didn't drink too much.. o well. And please, if you people are such big fans of Zep, why can't anyone spell any of their stuff. its KASHMIR, not kashmire, and HOUSES OF THE HOLY, not the house of the holies. I'm 13 years old and I know more about Led Zeppelin and classic rock than half of the people on here.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE ANY BAND HAS ROCK AND ROLLED, a long lonely time

by drummer March 18, 2005

Zeppelining

To completely BS a scanner test, usually making pictures or spelling out words with the filled in bubbles.

1. "Dude, you know that stoner guy? Yeah, he got third place in the math decathlon by spelling out 'Led Zeppelin' on his scanner!"
2. "I'm totally zeppelining this test, I have no idea what this is."

by Cades January 3, 2009