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The Legend of Zelda

The best game ever. Often compared to Final Fantsy. The main character of The Legend of Zelda is Link. He often goes on a quest to save princess Zelda from the clutches of the evil Ganondorf.
Me: Do you like The Legend of Zelda?
Half the people I know: Yes.
Me (again): Then we are friends.
The other half (answering the 1st question): No.
Me: I don't like you then
Narrator: And then the joke ended and everybody was happy.
by Darvaza February 18, 2017
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New Zealand Goat Farmer

Background:
It’s a known stereotype that farmers in New Zealand experiment with bestiality, especially with goats, this sexual technique can be used when someone wants to have the sensation of having sex with livestock but doesn’t want to commit bestiality.

Definition:
When a man and woman engage in dogie style or anal sex. The man precedes to grip and squeeze the woman’s breasts (like he’s milking a goat) while she makes sounds mimicking a goat. This could also be with two females or two males (one with man boobs)
Woman: Gosh my tits are sore, that’s the last time I let him try the New Zealand Goat Farmer
by Dingle123 January 4, 2009
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New Zealand

Contrary to apparent popular belief, New Zealand is a great country. Being a kiwi myself, I shall be as unbiased as possible when I say that its people are not as rude, lazy, stupid, "sheep-molesting," etc. as some people are trying to convey. I can't defend our accent, even though I want to, because I don't know how it sounds to people from other countries. It probably is annoying though, so whatever floats your boat. Yes, it rains here. So what. A little rain won't kill you, and it's actually incredibly helpful to our farmers (who are not rednecks), as our nation strongly relies on cows and stuff to tide us over financially. Sure, we have a lot of sheep here; I really don't see why anyone would have a problem with that. It's not like we have poisonous snakes, or sharks... or freaking spiders that kill you. Not looking at anyone in particular. *Looks at Australia* And one more thing. This whole, "Kiwis are racist" thing is not real. I think everyone here knows how crap we are in comparison to other countries. We know that we have a pretty high obesity rate, domestic violence rate, and not to mention expensive tomato sauce in fish and chip shops. This is why a lot of us are moving to places like Aussie and the UK. We certainly do not think we are better than anyone else on this planet, and if anyone here does, they're probably part Australian (jk). Sorry, that was long, and not really a definition. Viva Aotearoa.
person 1: "Hey I'm moving to New Zealand."
person 2: "New Zealand? You mean that place with those freaking awesome cows and over-priced ketchup?"
person 1: "Hell yeah."
by imaginary_arch_enemy January 26, 2017
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Zelda

1. The abbreviation for the (extremely awesome) Legend of Zelda series.
2. The character, princess Zelda, in above stated game.
3. Potentially, a girl's name.
1. Did you get the new Zelda game?
2. Dude 1:How far are you?
Dude 2:I'm at the part where you meet Zelda.
3. Zelda's coming to my house after school today.
by Rebecca Lyall April 15, 2005
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New Zealand Holocaust

The term to describe the massive native population decline in New Zealand. 25 percent of New Zealand college graduates have fled New Zealand, and nearly 20 percent of adult working age New Zealanders do not live in New Zealand. 1000 New Zealanders a week move to Australia to make significantly more money and life better lives in cities that are not crime ridden, tall poppy syndrome ridden, road to nowhere hellholes that exist in New Zealand. 1% of the New Zealand population leaves its country each year.
Did you see that new guy at work? He's a New Zealander.
Yes, he's the fifth New Zealander I've seen today. They are all coming over here because there's nothing in New Zealand but sheep and crime ridden cities. It's like a New Zealand Holocaust over there.
by MARIO VAN FEEBLES June 16, 2011
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Zelda addict

When someone is addicted to the Legend of Zelda franchise. When this occurs, the person cannot perform simple bodily functions ranging from respiring to defecating without a daily play time of any Legend of Zelda games. People who suffer from this addiction can suffer from several withdrawal symptons when trying to quit.
Person 1 - Hey Dude, what happened to James?

Person 2 - Oh dude, he got hooked on zelda... He's a total zelda addict. No one has seen him since, some say he moved to Japan to have the ultimate gaming experience. Other say he played so much that he's so obese that he cannot physically leave his room...
by Zeldafan123 January 11, 2012
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Zelda

(noun) A person responsible for leading others through a mixture of action, adventure, and puzzle solving.
I probably won't go clamming/camping with you guys on Saturday, unless _NAME_, our Zelda for the trip can go, too.
by shelleyrey September 21, 2012
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