The best game ever. Often compared to Final Fantsy. The main character of The Legend of Zelda is Link. He often goes on a quest to save princess Zelda from the clutches of the evil Ganondorf.
Me: Do you like The Legend of Zelda?
Half the people I know: Yes.
Me (again): Then we are friends.
The other half (answering the 1st question): No.
Me: I don't like you then
Narrator: And then the joke ended and everybody was happy.