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Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence
Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.
by scout52 August 25, 2023
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by pfarand July 6, 2023
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Zoinked

When you're so high or you're either drunk as hell

Drunk zoinked: you stumble and speak incoherent nonsense alot then eventually fall a sleep and have the WORST hangover.
High zoinked: you're calm and probably daydreaming alot staring into space and you also might talk slower and drag out words.
I'm zoinked out of my mind

You he's zoinked out of his mind
by Leohtsu July 19, 2022
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ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.
Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022
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Zoink

A person who pitches to Bowser
Nick was humiliated after losing the gauntlet from the walk-off homerun. He would forever be considered a Zoink by his friends.
by imjjt April 26, 2022
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by Wikipedia CEO May 6, 2022
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Zoinks

What Shaggy says when he gets spooked.
Zoinks! It's the gay blade!
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022
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