Zoinks

What Shaggy says when he gets spooked.

Zoinks! It's the gay blade!

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022

ZOinks

WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.

ZOinks, the enderman is here.

by BigBoyNibba August 19, 2019

Zoinked

Being high out of your brain.

"I'M ZOINKED OUT MY FUCKIN MIND MAN".

by ZOINKEDALLDAYEVERYDAY July 3, 2021

Zoink

A term meaning nut or cum.

"When you're about to zoink but your dad walks in on you..."

by theurbanvocab May 1, 2018

Zoinks

Somethings you say when something goes wrong or unexpected

Zoinks scoobs

by Someone of no interest February 23, 2020

Zoinks!

Zoinks is a term that most white people use when they're afraid. Zoinks was made famous by Shaggy from the bestselling franchise Scooby Doo.

Dude #1: Imma surprise Dude #2
Dude #1: BOOO!
Dude #2: Zoinks!! You scared me!

by shy_kid_in_da_corner June 21, 2018

zoinked

it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol

guys im zoinked out of my head rght now
dont talk to me when im zoinking from here to timbuktu
you seriosuly just ruined my zoink appointmetn

by givok April 3, 2024