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Zoinks

An alternative to “wow” or “cool
Zoinks! Mark got an A+ on his test!
by GaySpaceDemon February 28, 2021
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Zoinked

When you get so high that when you laugh you sound like Scooby-Doo
Man, this blunt got me zoinked. Reeheeheeeheeheehee
by The Boy Rick November 30, 2019
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Zoinks

When something gives you the chills, is scary, freaky etc
That scary movie gave me the Zoinks
by Zeyo May 31, 2015
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Zoinked

When your brain decides to shut down after a while
After a night out with the boys I was totally zoinked
by committee to plan parties January 26, 2019
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Zoinked

when you just get completely fucked up, like just fucking wasted bro, straight up xanned.
Bro, did you see Jaiden at the party?
Nah, but I heard he was fuckin zoinked out of his mind he fucked the teacher thinking it was his step mom.
by WHYARES November 24, 2020
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ZOinks

WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.
ZOinks, the enderman is here.
by BigBoyNibba August 19, 2019
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Zoinked

I was zoinked after we smoked yesterday
by Stonii McGee June 1, 2018
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