yo mama

An individual (99.7% female) who is fantastically obese, unintelligable, or unappealing to one's vision. This individual may be large/stupid enough to believe that a Video Cassette Recorder (VCR) is a beeper.

Yo mama's so fat, she thoughtsic a quarterback was a refund.

by dolla dolla May 30, 2004

yo mama

A practical insult about someone's mother or caretaker.

Yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back

by DAKINGYOUSUCK June 9, 2018

Yo Mama

An old fucking joke generalizing your mom.

Guy: Omg thats as big as...
Guy 2: No, don't.
Guy: YO MAMA
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up already, that joke's old.

by YoMommaJokesAreOld June 13, 2015

yo mama

what your stupid friend says

yo mama so ugly she is the reason slender men does not have eyes

yo mama so ugly she made one direction go the other direction

by Tomt Boromt November 29, 2017

Yo MaMa

A joke u use to make fun of people mom!!!

Yo Mama so fat I took a picture of her in 1979 and it still printing!!!

by #LIFE SUCK November 22, 2017

YO MAMA

YO MAMA is a mother fucking ass with a big hairy dick and a pussy as big as mexico. She is gay and has sex with strangers, including the police.

YO MAMA has sex with Donold Trump.

by Donold duck October 24, 2018

yo mama

A series of juvenile,child like,nonsense,and non-admirational jokes about some ones mother.

James:yo mama is so dumb she thought a cheerio was made in Australia...
Reilly:oh really you immature jerk

by MacKenzie Danielle May 12, 2018