An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.
Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
by Shabutacock69 April 9, 2021

by Riskietbiskiet February 25, 2019

*Talking about mics*
Dave"I just have a Blue Yeti"
JohnOnTheRadio "I've got a pink yeti..............thats when you put your penis in the freezer"
Dave"I just have a Blue Yeti"
JohnOnTheRadio "I've got a pink yeti..............thats when you put your penis in the freezer"
by idroppedmybitcoins December 19, 2017

a group of large females, not thick...LARGE.
Has to be at least three biggies. Can only be one skinny/regular size girl in the whole group.
Has to be at least three biggies. Can only be one skinny/regular size girl in the whole group.
Man 1: What a incredibly large gathering of big women!
Man 2: Yes, quite the YETI-FEST.
Man 1: Disgusting!
Man 2: Yes, quite the YETI-FEST.
Man 1: Disgusting!
by myself most the time December 16, 2008

by Spector August 29, 2006

This is when you freeze a turd. Then, you take the frozen, hard turd and use it as a sex toy and put it up someones butthole. Or you can use it as a crayon.
John was so disgusted by Mary that he snuck his frozen yeti in the bedroom and used it instead of his penis.
by troof77 October 7, 2013

I hooked up with this hottie at the club last night, but instead of a landing strip, I ended up riding the yeti.
by MichaelVario February 21, 2013
