A special type of disorder which happens when every single thing the person says is yapping. It usually happens when the said person has consumed too much yapping from other people.
Doctor: I am afraid to say that you have Posttraumatic yapping disorder.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.
by AYappingHater April 2, 2024
Get the Posttraumatic yapping disordermug. The immediate realization after 5+ minutes of yapping that you should have kept your fucking mouth shut.
by salmonconsumer55 April 2, 2025
Get the Post Yap Claritymug. by egø March 17, 2024
Get the Yap Demonmug. When someone is just spitting straight yap. Nobody wants to hear what they have to say, and it is unimportant. Everything coming out of this persons mouth at that point in time is complete and utter blasphemy.
Also known as the West Caroline Trench, the Yap Trench is an oceanic trench near Yap Island in the western Pacific Ocean.
Also known as the West Caroline Trench, the Yap Trench is an oceanic trench near Yap Island in the western Pacific Ocean.
by V0m1tt_!!D0G October 30, 2024
Get the Yap Trenchmug. 1. Talking, yelling, or rambling often nonsensically, especially if the subject matter is either unrelated or no longer relevant to the present conversation.
2. Randomly talking about various topics, often when nobody is truly paying attention.
2. Randomly talking about various topics, often when nobody is truly paying attention.
1. "I was trying to learn Calculus, but my professor wouldn't stop yapping about his long weekend."
2. "John's always yapping about politics. I wish he'd stop bringing it into everything."
2. "John's always yapping about politics. I wish he'd stop bringing it into everything."
by anonymous April 1, 2024
Get the Yappingmug. A feeling a person may feel after yapping for too long that is the combined sentiment of disappointment, cringe, self consciousness, and general uneasiness.
Person A: "I was yapping to the girl i like for way too long and I think she knows about my mom's affair with my uncle. What should i do??"
Person B: "My guy, that is the beauty of Post Yap Clarity."
Person B: "My guy, that is the beauty of Post Yap Clarity."
by hiraikills February 29, 2024
Get the post yap claritymug. by hhhhhhheehehhe October 5, 2023
Get the yappingmug.