wrestling is fake 

what those asshole friends say when you enjoy wrestling

you: *enjoying wrestling minding your own business*
asshole friend: you know that wrestling is fake right
you: *gets up and kills him* did that feel fake bitch

wrestling is fake by caleb_yeetyman May 6, 2020

wrestling day 

27th December, the day after boxing day.

1: What day is it?
2: Wrestling day.
1: What?
2: 27th December

wrestling day by Peter J Williams December 9, 2008

wrestling the alligator 

When going down on a woman... when she cums, her thighs constrict around one's head, and she starts bucking wildly. You have to hang on for dear life lest your neck be snapped by the her powerful "jaws"

"Man, I was wrestling the alligator last night and now I have this crick in my neck that is killing me!"

wrestling the alligator by nitefall February 22, 2014

Wrestling Hater 

One who hates wrestling. One who can only say that "it's gay" or "for faggots". A person who also tells wrestling fans that it's fake, thinking that the wrestling fan is too stupid to know. They think that the WWE superstars are not actual athletes. It really doesn't require any athleticism to do a moonsault off of the top rope ONTO someone. It doesn't really hurt at all. They're wrong.

Wrestling Hater: Wrestling is a fucking gay sport. OMG they leik 2 touch eachohter lol and ther n theyr ndrware. itz faggot sprts lmao.

Wrestling fan I'd like to see YOU in the wrestling ring against people like Chris Benoit or The Undertaker

Wrestling Hater: may-b i will gosh, lol lol!

Wrestling Hater by Jon January 19, 2005

wrestling the bald headed champ 

to masterbate

Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.

wrestling the bald headed champ by petergripper December 31, 2008

Wrestling Day 

27th December: the day that marks the end of the core Christmas season. Marked by an escalation into violence of squabbles between siblings over shared presents.

The day when you wrestle the last scraps of meat from the Christmas-dinner carcass

The real Christmas season runs from Christmas Eve Eve to Wrestling Day.

It's only Wrestling Day and Wayne has already broken the Xbox!

Wrestling Day by Terroin December 30, 2011

Wrestling the dragon 

A form of masterbation

Man, I love wrestling the dragon with hookers

Wrestling the dragon by Eggs with Bacon January 31, 2015