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Cock Wrangler

One who wrestles male genitalia for recreational purposes.
John went downtown today with the bros and they got naked and wrangled each others cocks, no homo. He was the cock wrangler for the afternoon.
by ShortyJ8911 December 3, 2010
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Wanger

Penis Cock
Another way of saying a penis.
Yo, that kid gots a wanger XL.
by A-TOWN DOWN June 17, 2004
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Booty Wrangler

A cowboy, typically black, who lassos the booties of children, typically male, before ramming a 1473 degrees Kelvin iron rod into their shit box. This seals the anus by melting the flesh. This was a very common practice for ridding the Midwest of faggotry during the late 1800s to early 1900s.
So sad how booty wrangling is frowned upon now. Look at how many faggots are walking around! We need a Booty Wrangler to go wrangle some booty and make America great again.
by LoyalEmployee October 10, 2019
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wranglers

Quality jeans, a real cowboy's only choice.
Wranglers: not cheap or inexpensive (as the previous reader said), but rather high quality, form fitting denims traditionally worn by cowboys, workingmen and (regrettably, wanna-be's) other blue-collar men. These jeans are designed by cowboys for cowboys. The fit may be tight (and consequently show your anatomy), but they last for years and are as durable as they come.
by cowboykid August 4, 2007
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Wrangler

The Wrangler (TJ) is the best off road vehicle ever made. able to go any where and do any thing stock while still being able to get into without a step stool. the car everyone with a land rover wants and that every girl loves
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Jeep TJ
by Matt Hall May 18, 2004
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cart wrangler

A grocery store employee whose job is to corral shopping carts from the parking lot into a designated cart area. Their jobs are rather harsh, especially in areas with extreme climates.
Mike is a cart wrangler over at Publix. Sucks for him.
by Emily June 20, 2006
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Wanger

"his wanger was hangin out."
by Ashley Wanger (no joke) June 7, 2003
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