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wordness

A statement encompassing the feeling of the term word, but with a greater degree of emotion. It is used when the the term word itself feels inadequate.
Person A: Why do Western men find themselves in places like Thai brothels or Parisian S&M clubs? Could it be that the modern, media-saturated society has desensitized us into not getting any enjoyment out of the most common of physical expressions? For those who enjoy delving into masochism, don't you think it signifies a sort of regression back to our primitive nature? If so, don't you think this is just a harbinger of further regressions in our daily lives?

Person B: Wordness.
by dequinix August 2, 2006
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wooden window waxing

The act of having sex with a woman on the sill of a window, preferably a wooden framed one, but with a fun twist. After a good amount of thrusting, the woman proceeds to shit profusely against the window's glass. The man then moves on to the "waxing" which consists of rubbing the poo all around the glass in a circular motion with the woman's ass. The ramming continues throughout this process until the deed is done and the window has a nice "wooden wax" shine to it.
Jeremy: "Hey Alex, let's go wooden window waxing at the local Stop and Shop!"
Alex: "What a splendid idea, let's go!"
by Icecreaman December 11, 2008
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woden

Woden, Odin , Wotan, Wodan or Oden is usually considered the supreme god of Germanic and Norse mythology.
Lord Woden hear my prayer!
by PaganPrince August 8, 2005
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worrenting

The act of using / downloading / uploading bit torrents while at work. Work-torrenting aka worrenting to worrent.
What did you accomplish today Scott?

Well I was worrenting all day and got my share ratio up to 140:1 That is until the bandwidth nazi put an end to it.
by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
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wooden spoon wife

An ugly spouse. The opposite of a trophy wife. From the British tradition of awarding a wooden spoon to someone finishing last in a competition. Something to be ashamed of.
Jim just got married. Is she attractive? No she's a wooden spoon wife
by Jebby3 August 9, 2009
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worsenality

A person's increasingly unpleasant nature.
The process of becoming a grumpier old man.
A person who is becoming duller and duller.
It was obvious to many that Harvey's worsenality caused him to alienate too many people.
As with many people over 50, Joe's worsenality made him picky and judgemental.
Kim's worsenality meant less invitations to scrabble, bridge and twister. Instead he was reduced to watching re-runs of Bewitched and Green Acres
by GregFresser September 23, 2013
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