Mr Woody

another name for a boner

dude she was so hot as soon as i saw her i had mr woody in my pants again

by Elbert McBaath August 05, 2011

Woodie's hoodie

Noun: A condom

Hey stranger, before we get down, let me go grab Woodie's hoodie so we can do this right.

by tjzwordz June 02, 2016

Isaac Woody

An average Wolves fan with a bog eye. Similiar to Luke Bennet but is an absolute unit and plays brexit ball. Is also a sexy and handsome boy.

Is that Isaac Woody?
Omg he is so hot

by calthedragon123 January 30, 2023

Doing a Woody

To have a conversation with one in which you ask them deep and meaningful questions and make them contemplate their lives, the universe and everything in between to a point where they move to Mongolia, become a Monk and live a life of prayer and contemplation.

Raging League Player: "OMG IM SO ANNOYED AT THIS GAME!!!"

Insightful Game Employee: "Have you considered the fact that your anger may be the root of your anger towards the game?"

Raging League Player: "Hm no I have not...., wait are you doing a woody to me?"

by xxAssasian123 October 05, 2014

woody johnson

A very hard and erect penis.

I got a woody johnson just looking at that elevator chick over there!

by Jack Bozdog June 07, 2006

Woody Paige

possibly the wisest guy on the planet with his quotes

Woody Paige said "Lefties have rights too"

Woody Paige said "Life without bears would be unbearable"

by gmarkowitz October 06, 2010

morning woody

when you wake up with a bonner. And it happens every morning and you then have to piss.

i woke up and got a morning woody it sucked cuzz my mom walked in i had to hide it.

by mike.l July 17, 2006