wonton ballsack

a type of person who can't stop laughing at the stupidity of him/herself or his/her friend(s). typically a teenager and mostly live in Colorado

frank: id you see Stephen curry set 17 NBA records last night?
Samuel: yeah he's such a wonton ballsack!

by wonton ballsack May 30, 2015

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wonton crayon

When an Asian chick sucks your dick so hard it turns crayola red

dude last night Asa gave me a wonton crayon

by Al the mischievous May 14, 2016

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Related Words

Wonmo • Wonton • Wonho • womo • wonwoo • wongo • Wonyoung • Wondo • Womog • wondom

Womone

A thicc, but gentlewoman.

"Beyoncé is such a queen! A true womone!"

by auttiemiller May 18, 2018

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wondoboc

Used when you are put in an awkward situation and don’t know how to reply

Person:My dog just died.
You:Wondoboc

by Kakashi’s Hoe June 28, 2020

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Portmanteau to describe when a woman wants to talk only about her problems instead of possible solutions, implicitly expecting the listener to solidarize unanimously and to show emotional support. The pathological phenomenon is recursive co-rumination.

Cindy’s boyfriend Jack picks her up from work.

Cindy: "You wouldn’t believe, my boss assigned me two more projects to see through today. They are both due on Monday, so I have to work over the weekend - again! Clarissa never has to do overtime. This is so unfair. I can’t keep up, I’m exhausted…"
Jack: "He always does this to you. Why don’t you speak up? You need to talk to him about this."
Cindy: "I don't want you to help, I want you to listen."
Jack: "I cannot understand your womoaning. It gets you nowhere."

by Eclectic01 August 24, 2020

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