Wolverine

1) (Latin name: Gulo Gulo)A member of the weasel family, commonly called a skunkbear. Typically scavengers and will feed on whatever is available. Note: Wolverines have never lived in Michigan.

2) A (completely hypothetical) mascot for the University of Michigan. Hypothetical in the sense that no pictures/costumes of this mascot exist and are currently used.


3) A member of "X-men" with sharp steel blades coming from the knuckles on both hands.

1) That's one ugly wolverine!

2) scUM student: Isn't our mascot that corn and blue 'M?'

3) Ah Shit! Wolverine's here!

by Academic Type January 13, 2005

wolverine

1. (n) A man or woman who, whilst sexually petting a woman's vagina, inflicts sharp, agonizing pain or lesions; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.

2. (v) The act of shredding, mutilating, a vaginal cavity; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.

"Like I don't even get it! Ian just shredded the inside of my vagina. I was fingered by a wolverine!"

"Lost my clippers last week, so I wolverined that bitch like my name was Hugh Jackman."

by Jimbothechimney October 27, 2013

Walmart Wolverine

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the University of Michigan sports program, particularly football. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and corn-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a school they've never attended nor seen beyond the parking lot trash bin they puked in on tailgate Saturday. Fond of denigrating other colleges for supposed inferior academics, the Walmart Wolverine is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."

Yeah, he hates Michigan State, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Wolverine with a GED from Costco.

by Droogie Toogie August 17, 2012

The Wolverine Stamp of Approval

When an event is so epic and filled with badassery that the great mutant Wolverine would consider it worthy of approval, it gets The Wolverine Stamp of Approval.

Guy: He just drove a car off of a roof into a burning building. Did he earn The Wolverine Stamp of Approval?

Wolverine: …

Guy: Well, he was also shooting terrorists at the time.

Wolverine: …

Guy: …

Wolverine: *Nod*

by Atren Graves August 11, 2010

Wolverine Ass

When the area between a girls ass and her pussy is like a jungle. She could shave her pussy but it still looks like you could make a french braid with the hair coming out of that barren wasteland. It's fucking nasty.

My ex shaved her pussy, but she had a wolverine ass. So i dumped her.

by McLovinnn September 22, 2007

Wolvermoused

The act of being bought out by a corporate business or business that has a larger quantity of money and hold over various chains.

- "I heard that Tom's dad may sell his business to Disney; totally got wolvermoused."

- "Is it true that Jim Henson's creations were Wolvermoused?"

by Culture I September 27, 2009

Wolvereened

Projectile vomiting through ones hand with separated fingers, therefore leaving puke wolvereen slash marks on anothers clothing.

While attempting to finish the warm end of a 22 oz miller lite can, JB got the hot spits, leaned over, and unexpectedly wolvereened the back of an innocent bystander while on the dance floor at the Linebacker!

by bigggggggggggggg11111111 February 1, 2010