The act of waking up next to a very homely lady sleeping on your arm after a night of drinking, and instead of risking waking her up and having to plow her again by moving your arm, you chew off your own arm to escape.
I woke up next to a real barracuda this morning. I don't know what happened last night, but I didn't want to find out this morning, so I had to do The Wolverine to get out of there.
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n; used to address a person with a similar sounding name, Ex. Billy Wilkinson, who has far too much body hair for they're own good.
by living proof December 12, 2003
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by Dero1994 January 23, 2011
Get the Wolverine Special mug.A term used toward Michigan fans. This term states that you must have gone to the school you are rooting for. This is very flawed in many ways. Reason 1: that means no one under college age is allowed to cheer on any college football team. Reason 2: College is not for everyone. For instance people in the military serving overseas with no college are not allowed to root for any one in college football. Reason 3:College cost money so not everyone can afford to go to a school like Michigan.
See that guy over there, I think I’m better then him because I’m an elitist pig. He was in the military and served his country but didn’t go to the college or the university that he is rooting for. He is a Walmart Wolverine.
by purelogic April 19, 2011
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"Wow, that loud-mouth Wolverine sounds like a complete jackass when he talks about how great U of M is."
"If his school was really that wonderful, you wouldn't think he'd feel the need to prove it to any and everyone he meets."
"Yeah, it's pretty pathetic."
"If his school was really that wonderful, you wouldn't think he'd feel the need to prove it to any and everyone he meets."
"Yeah, it's pretty pathetic."
by GoBlow April 17, 2009
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The new guy I'm dating is a total wolverine, but it's so worth it because he tells me how pretty I am every day.
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