by geneva0 November 04, 2019
WOW (or Wide Open West), a weak sauce cable provider that got lucky in terms of customer increase because of the Time Warner Cable/Comcast Merger Scare
Wide Open West wants you to think you're getting the best channels on cable but unforntunately the cable company's cable lineup is so barebones it's laughable as a plethora of HD channels and desired channels like Smile of a Child, Sprout among others are non-existent on their lineup as they are too fucking lazy to even make a deal to pick up these channels
WOW's OS on their cable boxes are pretty sad as they can't make a simple task like finding your show and ask it to record simple in execution
Wide Open West wants you to think you're getting the best channels on cable but unforntunately the cable company's cable lineup is so barebones it's laughable as a plethora of HD channels and desired channels like Smile of a Child, Sprout among others are non-existent on their lineup as they are too fucking lazy to even make a deal to pick up these channels
WOW's OS on their cable boxes are pretty sad as they can't make a simple task like finding your show and ask it to record simple in execution
A kid: MOM!
Mother: Yes dear?
A kid: Where's Sprout?
Mother: We don't get it no more
A kid: Why?
Mother: We switched to WOW
*kid kills himself by drowning in bleach*
Mother: Yes dear?
A kid: Where's Sprout?
Mother: We don't get it no more
A kid: Why?
Mother: We switched to WOW
*kid kills himself by drowning in bleach*
by Sgt. Bilby June 03, 2015
the largest mmo in history. wow stands for world of warcraft. around 15 million people play thisgame. it is extremely addictive but it is possible to play it casually. it takes up a large space on your hard drive and costs $15 a month to play but it is worth it.
wow rocks
by dacemage August 12, 2008
"MUST PLAY WOW!!! ... iv been away from my computer too long its been like what ... 30 mins omg we have a raid in 5 min's... AAAAGGGGGG DRIVE ME HOME FASTER I MUST PLAY WOW NOW!!!!"
(durning riad)
parent: " want dinner?"
gamer: "... resisted my spell taht mf omg fuck you all... i didnt cause the wipe..."
(5 min's later)
Parent: "did you hear me? do you want dinner?"
Gamer: "..."
(15 min's later)
Parent: (behind gamer) "if you want to eat youll come get it now or nothing till morning."
Gamer: "..." (head tilts to the side and swivels to the back unnaturally) NO GTF OUT OF MY ROOM!!! IM RAIDING HERE IN WOW!"
(after raid about 3-6hrs later depending)
Gamer: "damn im hungry."
Parent: "ZZzzZZzzZZzz..."
Gamer: "fucking shit i did it again ./cry"
(durning riad)
parent: " want dinner?"
gamer: "... resisted my spell taht mf omg fuck you all... i didnt cause the wipe..."
(5 min's later)
Parent: "did you hear me? do you want dinner?"
Gamer: "..."
(15 min's later)
Parent: (behind gamer) "if you want to eat youll come get it now or nothing till morning."
Gamer: "..." (head tilts to the side and swivels to the back unnaturally) NO GTF OUT OF MY ROOM!!! IM RAIDING HERE IN WOW!"
(after raid about 3-6hrs later depending)
Gamer: "damn im hungry."
Parent: "ZZzzZZzzZZzz..."
Gamer: "fucking shit i did it again ./cry"
by yo1989 September 08, 2007
World of Warcraft - an mmorpg that starts out very fun with kickass graphics and makes you think that it could be a good game. But like all mmorpgs it get boring as hell after a few hours. Unfortunately this shit is more addictive than crack and once you play you'll need help to quit even though you're fully aware that you're bored. Unlike a lot of mmorpgs you have to pay a monthly fee to play. Basically its for people who cannot find better ways to spend their time and money.
I started playing wow
and I have no fucking life
My friends have left me now
and every moment is strife
and I have no fucking life
My friends have left me now
and every moment is strife
by tony chen March 28, 2007
Word of Wonder, used to describe astonishment, or an acronym for World of Warcraft often written as WoW.
by 7h3.Gh0s7 May 01, 2009
To be annihilated in front of everyone that has ever cared about you. The root of the word, "WoW", stems from the MMORPG "Word of Warcraft". This game alone has caused the death of hundreds, if not thousands of LAN centers across the world. Being "WoWed" is quite possibly the worst thing ever to happen to a person. It can end with frequent EMO characteristics.
"Dude, Brad Richter just got WoWed. I feel bad for him. Maybe we should send his family a care package."
That LAN center got its @$$ WoWed.
Taylor just WoWed me; I think I'll go listen to some H.H. and mutilate myself.
That LAN center got its @$$ WoWed.
Taylor just WoWed me; I think I'll go listen to some H.H. and mutilate myself.
by mdmoose29 April 18, 2006