Window Surfing

Surfing the internet for products you desire but don't intend to purchase.

Combination of "window shopping" and "surfing the internet/interweb/information superhighway".

Andrea: i'm window surfing for new cameras right now. it's kind of depressing and i think i'll stop. i really want a new one though.
Liz: you just put me in touch with the modern age by saying "window surfing"
Andrea: coffeecup Andrea 2007!!!
Liz: NICe
Andrea: i should add that to urbandictionary.com and then add an entry for coffeecup
Liz: ha!!

by Andrea Bolton July 15, 2007

Window tough guy

Some weak ass punk kid who yells shit out at you from the passenger side of their friends car . Usually something like "Pussy", "Fag", "Fuck you", or some other bullshit to make them appear tough. If they were in any real situation where someone could retaliate they would never say such a thing.

Friend: "Dude some asshole screamed some shit at me for no reason while I was walking over to your house."

You: "Lol, really what did they say."

Friend: "I don't really know some shit like suck a dick or something."

You: "Ohhh a Window tough guy, I got it now." "You should just carry a rock in your pocket to throw at those assholes."

by Velocirautins October 2, 2010

Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.

I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.

by Max May 13, 2005

window sucker

the kids with learning disbilites at the back of special bus that stare out the window pressed up angainst the glass, when your driving behind.

man I wish those window suckers would stop starting at me.

by grumpyboy December 26, 2005

Window Flavored Lollipop

In reference to someone being a complete dumbass, insinuating they ride the short bus, window lickers, they miss licking the window so much they have a lollipop of that flavor

Bill asks me where i lost my keys, if i would have known where i lost them, don't you think i would have them right now?!?!?! *hands bill a window flavored lollipop* damn retard

by JeretK77 January 17, 2009

window job

when one rubs another's nipples in a fashion like washing a window (the right hand goes clock wise and the left hand goes counter clock wise)

last night i got a window job, it felt weird as fuck.

by chickendickk November 17, 2009

Window Steamer

Retarded kids riding on a short bus with their faces pressed against the glass, causing window to steam up.

Man, did you see that bus full of window steamers just ride by ?

by Fletch11 December 24, 2010