by CCNeb November 29, 2021
Get the Peter Pipermug. A sexual act/act of disrespect where one ejaculates into an instrument (typically brass or woodwind), then blows said ejaculate into the face of an unsuspecting listener.
"The band director is really pissing me off today."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."
by nochilliam August 27, 2016
Get the Creampied Pipermug. while doing your girl doggy style, wait until she reachs the big "O" and slap her in a sleeper hold ALA Roddy Piper
by Hedgehawg January 23, 2004
Get the roddy pipermug. One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.
Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.
by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012
Get the Poon Pipermug. To pay a price that you deem high or unfair, but failing to pay the price often results in dire consequences.
Based on the story of the Pied Piper, who removed the rats from a town, and when not paid, he took their children instead!
Based on the story of the Pied Piper, who removed the rats from a town, and when not paid, he took their children instead!
Don't you know the Mafia collects protection here? If you want to run a business in this town, you have to pay the piper.
by RobbyPants June 21, 2007
Get the pay the pipermug. as similarly used in Dora the explorer to get the fox to stray, this is similar terminology to make sure Piper's pussy ass stays the fuck outta the trap
by It's Piper Bitches July 26, 2016
Get the piper no pipingmug. The drummer/clean vocalist for the metalcore band Confide. He is extremely talented and also owns Joel Piper Recording Studios.
by ShibbyPeace June 30, 2010
Get the Joel Pipermug.