Whittaker

A very white and effeminate person resembling bread. Someone who thinks life is not a coincidence. Asks people to explain things that are obvious.

Someone explain to Whittaker the 2nd definition.

by WannabeEmoObsidian December 8, 2010

Whitehaven

A small town in cumbria, the residents are known as 'Jam eaters'

You don't want to Whitehaven, its full of jam eaters!

by notajameater October 16, 2011

whitaker

a micro penis, almost to small to see with the naked eye.

sarah said anthony had a whitaker cock

by oneflymofo June 29, 2007

whitewater rafting

The act of placing a plain glazed doughnut around a man's penis and then performing fellatio on said man, you may or may not eat the doughnut in process.

She's getting a little chunky, she should lay off the whitewater rafting.

by Margaret the Deviant June 14, 2011

George Whitelaw

A ginger fatneek who is not hard to miss due to his very wide torso and the many rolls of fat on his stomach

Me: George whitelaw is gay

by Georgewhitelawisafatneek October 26, 2020

Whitemare

When someone has a dream about "white people problems"

I had a dream that my son did inherit the family company. What a scary whitemare

I had a dream that a black man raped my family, what a fucking whitemare

by Arbiter of Reality May 19, 2016

whitecake

A white male who is a racist, sexist, homophobic pig that has no tan and typically is not in good athletic shape. Typically Baptist and from the Southeast or Southwest of the US. Whitecakes believe women should stay at home and cook, clean and have babies. They profess their values but typically make lousy money, have frequent bouts of unemployment and are losers.

That Clint is a total whitecake loser....unemployed and thinks he could be a preacher.

by Piperoni July 22, 2012