wheesht

(Verb, Scottish slang) Quiet.

Haud yer wheesht! (be quiet)

by Uzzy September 9, 2006

where is this coming from

An excuse used by shitty people to deny ownership or knowledge of their bad qualities. Can also be used to devalue and avoid change or responsibility over what the other person said to them. In either case, the speaker feigns surprise at these "new" and "unexpected" things they are being told.

Translates directly into "you've taken all my shit before, why the sudden backbone?" and/or "I've known this for awhile, but why bring it up now?"

Ellie: You lie to my face and behind my back, we only hang out when you need something, you ditch me the second you get a boyfriend and come running back the second he leaves you, and you give me your clothes that are too tight and then tell people you gave them to me because they were too big. You're a bad friend, and I'm so done with you.
Christie: Whoah, where is this coming from?

Dan: We've been friends for a long time and obviously you know I like you because I go above and beyond the call of duty of friendship, so now that you're single, maybe we can go on a date?
Jamie: A date? Like romantic? But you're my friend. Where is this coming from?

by WordsmithOwl August 6, 2016

where was I

An exclamation in the middle of a senior moment, when the geezer discovers that he no longer remembers what he was talking about.

"So I said to the President, look here you whipper-snapper, I have an onion on my belt and... and... wait, where was I?"

by Frankie1969 March 2, 2010

dude, where's my car?

what you say when you can't find your car.

"dude where's my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003

wherefore

Due to the presence of "where", many people mistake this Shakespearean word to mean "where", but it actually means "why".

"...there's the catalog... with a cartoon of Shakespeare's Juliet standing on her balcony, gazing off into the distance, and asking 'Wherefore art thou, teaching aids?' Lower on the page, Romeo stares up at Juliet and says 'Inside! Eighteen new publications plus many other fine materials.'... any teaching aid that advertises itself by questioning its own existance is falling down in the marketing department." -Richard Lederer.

Juliet: (on the balcony, looking off into the distance) "O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

Romeo: (standing right under her, thinking to himself) "Wherefore dost I quander my hour with yonder wayward, motley-minded flax-wench?"

by Lorelili April 1, 2006

I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.

Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

by johnny hotsville August 21, 2009

Wiener Wiener Where's My Wiener

A game played by several males who all get naked in a small room and turn out the lights and cover the windows so no light gets in. The game then begins by everyone spinning around for 30 seconds, then attempting to grab as many wieners as possible (grabbing your own doesn't count). Upon grabbing a wiener, the player shouts, "wiener wiener where's my wiener." The person who's wiener has been grabbed then has 5 seconds to return the grab, or the other player receives 1 point. If the grab is returned, the player receives 2 points, and one point is taken away from the original grabber. The game is played to 50 points, or until a massive gay orgy ensues.

Instead of playing basketball, we decided to play a round of wiener wiener where's my wiener.

by bluekpax December 19, 2008