When did I ask?

Used when someone brings up something irrelevant or not wanted in a conversation. It is used in two parts, (when) which is used when some tells you something irrelevant, then when they continue you say did i ask? It usually confuses people first time hearing it but that's the point.

Example of When did I ask?

Matt: Oi Ruben what did you go on the weekend
Ruben: Nothing much just played a bit of overwatch and watched Naruto

*Chris walks in and buts in
Chris: Oi I won a couple games of fortnite

Matt: When
Chris: On Saturday
Matt: Did I ask

by Eshays4life April 18, 2018

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

What someone who has seen a significant amount of hentai thinks when they see someone (potentialy a cartoon) being attacked by tentacles of some sort. Often refering to a situation in which the potential sexual outcome would not happen.

Television: *depicting seen in which someone is attacked by tentacles of a sort*
Inside head of viewer: " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

by Yeasdwse October 8, 2011

That awkward moment when

A phrase that prefaces a Facebook status update that uses the word awkward in the same way most people use the word irony (read: incorrectly). Essentially, "awkward moments" are never awkward.

Person A: That awkward moment when you realize you will die alone
Person B: That's not awkward, that's sad and soul crushing.

As you can see, Person B is well read and has a firm grasp on the definition of the word awkward and that awkward moment when, Person A on the other hand is a sad plebeian who hasn't come to such realizations.

by Lexicomane December 27, 2011

Where them books at, bitch?

This is a phrase asking for verification of statements made on the internet. Due to the anonymity automatically attainable by persons using the internet, often times these persons create characters that do not represent who and what they are in reality. By asking "where them books at" a person is actually asking for pictures or other proof to verify the statements made by persons using the internet are factual and true.

A guy on this message board I visit claimed he managed a restaurant. I asked him "Where them books at, bitch?" and he provided pictures of his user name inside the restaurant's office.

by buk0ne January 14, 2010

where's the blow

When you can't find the fucking cocaine.

WIFE: Honey, our dog died.
HUSBAND: Where's the blow?
WIFE: This isn't funny.
HUSBAND:I said where's the fuckin blow.

by Ass Eater 69 November 17, 2017

Where’s your dad

Well where your dad is he might be at a store gettin some milk or he’s fuckin dead so yeah.

ex: you’re dad makes you a bowl of cereal but y’all don’t have milk so he sneaks out to go get it “where’s your dad?” Well he’s fuckin gone

by M Hamler June 16, 2021

when the

something that makes no sense at all

Person 1: when the
Person 2: what

by name.jpeg August 17, 2021