waggling

The art of waggling involves the pendulum-like movements of a man's privates swaying between his thighs. For proper waggling, the scrotum must be proceeded in the act by the male member, the penis. As the scrotum follows the penis in this uniform motion, the scrotum must slap against the man's gooch and lower abdomen in a military cadence (using a 4 beat bar works best). As the tempo quickens, it is completely appropriate for the male to make grunting noises and possibly loud exclamations of "oh yes baby" or "get some, get some."

John loves waggling in fronts of large groups of people as part of his streaking expose.

by gooch-guzzler February 16, 2010

Waggy

Derogatory. Foolishly obedient. Like a dog wagging its tail.

Based on the song titled 'Waggy' from Blink 182 on the album Dude Ranch. Despite the official reason for the title ("I made this word up while belching, and wanted to title a song with it. This was the song that got stuck with that title." - Mark Hoppus), the Lyrics of the song suggest that the guy was taken for a fool several times after being foolishly obedient/ loyal, with 'Waggy' being a suitable derogatory name.

Julie: Hey Steph, you think you are going to have enough money for our big party night?
Steph: Yeah always, I will just ask Mark to give me some, he can give us a lift there, then pick us up later.
Julie: He must be Waggy as fuck.

by I3R0K3N7FEET January 4, 2017

cunt waggler

A girl who unfairly uses being female as a way to get preferential treatment over others.

-"Look at that cunt waggler trying to skip the queue."

-"How was the bar?"
-"It took forever to get served, there was many a cunt being waggled."

by The King of Hvar January 24, 2014

pulling a waggles

to tell an outrageous lie

he's pulling a waggles, he never done that

by tonya minata October 23, 2007

whang

n. A slightly acrid or spoiled smell. (at least Texas, perhaps all of the South).

This hamburger meat/milk already has a whang to it (and should be thrown out).
This cheap wine really has a whang. (Buy a better Chianti)

by WordFiend February 3, 2007

Tally Wagger

It's another dirty word for a mans penis.

Bob: "just because your black doesn't mean you have a big Tally Wagger."

John: "Ummmm.....yes it does."

by FATMAN!)! February 15, 2010

whang

To strike sharply and create a sound, usually metallic. A combination of whack and bang.

"Leela, are you alright? You got whanged on the head." - Futurama, "Anthology of Interest II"

by Platypus Man August 12, 2006