What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

What the hell are you doing?

I'm taking a piss
Ok but why aren't you jumping at me, that's what you're supposed to do.

Time to take a piss pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
What the hell are you doing?

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024

that’s what you do

The answer to a question which is pretty much obvious

Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 8, 2024

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!?!

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!?! is used when someone is doing something TRUELY despicable, This phrase is used when the are doing something that is NOT OKAY

Steve: Bruh you think that you know more than the average person about premarital hand holding and you Flex it by making songs and paragraphs about it!!

Yyson: BRUH DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!?! I ACTUALLY DO KNOW MORE THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON IN THAT TOPIC!!!!! AND YOU DON'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT!!!!

by Tyson and friends August 25, 2021

unless you know what you are doing

A phrase that is often mentioned in technical documentation to make readers more cautious about their actions.

The options http_debug and advanced are reserved for developers. They should not be adjusted unless you know what you are doing. No documentation is currently written for them.

by reyuki June 25, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>If Your Cognitive behavioral SKill Is Manifestation And You Are Presumed Lazy Then Be Determined In WHat YOu Do Because YOu Might End up Being Psychic By Definition & Meaning<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If Your Cognitive behavioral SKill Is Manifestation And You Are Presumed Lazy Then Be Determined In WHat YOu Do Because YOu Might End up Being Psychic By Definition & Meaning<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If Your Cognitive behavioral SKill Is Manifestation And You Are Presumed Lazy Then Be Determined In WHat YOu Do Because YOu Might End up Being Psychic By Definition & Meaning<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023