Dirty Willy Sanchez

A sexual act similar to the "Dirty Sanchez." While performing in the doggie style position, the man puts his index finger in the woman's anal cavity. He then removes his finger from her anus and rather than wipe it across her upper lip as in the dirty sanchez, he puts it in her ear (right or left depending on which hand he favors). The man then twists his finger as if he were performing a "wet willy" the common childhood prank.

Instead of giving her a shit mustache, he opted to give her the Dirty Willy Sanchez, putting his index finger in her ear.

by Will Nicholson November 24, 2006

Well shit in my hat and stamp on it

Expression of surprise and disbelief.

"Well shit in my hat and stamp on it! Tigers can swim after all!"

by scruffbag December 8, 2006

wally strips

(n) The strips on the right shoulder of the road that awakens you so that you know you are about to go off into the ditch. These strips were invented for "Wally the Weaver" and have successfully saved many lives.

He just roamed to the right of the road and ran into the wally strips and it jolted him awake.

by Lexmeister September 16, 2007

well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 9, 2013

well shot

A shot of the cheap version of liquor, the "house" liquor. Given when a patron asks just for a shot of tequila/vodka/rum/etc without expecting a certain label. When a certain label name is requested, it is referred to as a call shot.
Same applies to drinks. "Rum and coke" vs. "Bacardi and coke."

Just get a well shot. It's cheaper than the name brand stuff.

by drinksonme January 16, 2011

Might as Well Shotgun

A term used when you are in a situation where killing yourself in the head with a shotgun seems like a reasonable idea. Can be used in a country accent. Relatable to FML...

Addie- Oh my GAWD everyone hates me!
Abby- MIGHT AS WELL SHOTGUN!!!

by J Schillz May 19, 2011

get well soon

get well soon is the fifteenth track of sweetener. Its a song about the manchester bombing arena. The song's length is 5:22. Thats how long the bombing was for. at the end there is 40 seconds on silence as a tribute to the victims during the bombing.

friend: why is there 40 seconds at the end of get well soon?
me; its a tribute to the manchester bombing attack

by ƃuᴉɯoɔ sᴉ ʇɥƃᴉl ǝɥʇ October 2, 2018