Wednesday bitches 

The type of women you might pick up at the bar on a Wednesday. Embarrassing but convenient. Similar to a ”Kansas City 10." Good, but only due to limited supply.

"Hey how was the bar last weekend?"
"Lame. Nothing but Wednesday bitches."

Wednesday bitches by ZZPlant September 1, 2019

Wednesday november 18 

Ex girlfriend Appreciation day

Text your ex tell them why you think of them Wednesday November 18

Wednesday november 18 by Lolyouknow November 18, 2020

Wednesday, March 22nd 

Cosmo had an idea.

Cosmo: follow me into the TV, I have an idea!
Wanda: Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!

Wednesday, March 22nd by fjvjxyayvjc March 22, 2023

Wednesday turnip 

This turnip likes to hide in bushes on green painted patios.
Beware of it. Though it can't stay angry at you. Awwwwww, high five!

Deliver us from si---*get's eaten by turnip*

Wednesday turnip by Ben Wiggins October 29, 2006

Wednesday, August 26 

The most hated day in India because of the fear of the number 26. 2+6=8 and August is the 8th month of the year. Wednesday is the 4th day of the week and 4 is the average of 2 and 6.

A: We finally got to India!
B: Why is everyone hiding.
A: look at the calendar.
B: It's Wednesday, August 26.

Wednesday, August 26 by Sebastian Herb November 30, 2020

Wednesday Addams 

A STUPID OVERRATED NETFLIX CASH COW THAT IS WORSE THAN STRANGER THINGS!!

Idiot: have u seen the new trailer to Wednesday Addams?!

Gigachad: Nope, it’s another overrated Netflix cash cow

Wednesday Addams by shshhshwhqjsnsh August 18, 2022

"Wednesday" face 

"(day of the week here)" face refers to the look on ones face once they have arrived home from work on "X" day. It is assumed that your Friday face is much better looking than your Tuesday face.

Hey! what's up w/ the Monday face girl? It's Thursday! It's almost the weekend, cheer up!

"Wednesday" face by Larry LaRue January 31, 2004