Wandering Willie

Accidentally mouth fucked by guy who's banging the girl your eating.

She was eating Amy good till his dick came out and well...she got a wandering willie. From where I was standing she sure seemed to like it though!!

by BigD4fun July 30, 2017

Wander

A Wander is a person who is sexist, homophobic, fatphobic, a hypocrite, and basically just an all-around scumbag created from the dregs of a cesspool from hell. Their integrity and basic human decency seemed to be existent at first, but quickly withered away.

Person 1: Bro did you hear about that guy who was revealed to be an incel?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a real Wander, isn’t he?

by junior_c September 8, 2020

The Lonely Wanderer

Shoving a small turd inside the vagina of a woman.

Bro last night she let me do the Lonely Wanderer on her. I might have to wife her!

by William7 July 1, 2021

Wanderous Flower

Someone who is moving around randomly with no end goal. Usually they have a problem they need to solve, but thinks that instead of actually working to solve it. randomly wanders around hoping the answer will find them.

“He is walking in circles around the table instead of doing his work like a wanderous flower.”

by Givebill April 27, 2025

wandering menstrual

A traveling salesman who peddles absorbent pads and vaginal ointments.

Da term "wandering menstrual" could also refer to a lady who habitually traipses aimlessly around in a particular area whenever it's "dat time of da month", passibly because gentle exercise like dat is known to be beneficial in somewhat alleviating said nasty pains.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

Wolverhampton wanderers

Best club in the midlands, might be in relegation but still better than the inbred wba and asstown vanilla(aston villa) Every who supports wwfc is a legend a proppa geezer yk everyone else is just a bunch of wankers

wwfc fan: Yoooo did you see neves goal today
inbred:Nah man wolverhampton wanderers are shite
wwfc: You shag ur mum

by BigBoy55764 January 22, 2023

Wanderality

A state of being, marked by an innate ability to adapt to the everyday challenges life has to offer, and yet rise above the abject apathy of humanity and become a positive influence on others.

"I appreciate the amount of wanderality my class possesses. It's certainly inspiring."

by The Wandering Wind August 9, 2019