walnut creek

A shit sack town that's full of police and dumb blonde socal people. The socal immigration started around the same time as the remodeling of the downtown area, which was a few years back (around '00). Before then, walnut creek was just a small quiet town. At that time, walnut creek also became a magnet for wiggers, thugs, brodys, beaners, and just about any jar of monkey semen around the bay area who could afford a bart pass. Basically there are no "locals" in walnut creek anymore, just a bunch of asshats coming in and out, and a police force that will stick it's cuke in your ass for just about anything.

Walnut creek is a great place to see another guys penis.

by shartbuckets April 14, 2007

Walnut Creek

A pretty boring city filled with sluts and wanna-be ghetto people. at least it's close to fun places like oakland. lots of drugs in most of the schools here.

Typical walnut creek conversation:
Person: heyy hook me up?
Person 2: Whatdayawant?
Person: cocaine, hell yea, I'll make crack with it, like so ghetto!

by Jewelziedoll October 4, 2008

cram it with walnuts

Used in conversation to initialize and complete a non sequitur, usually in response to a question.

Gerarld: Wanna get White Castle or Skyline?
Patsy: Cram it with walnuts!

by Charles Q. September 19, 2008

walnut bottom

The ass of a chubby person, specifically pertaining to the creases and dimples that make the skin resemble a walnut.

That girl rode me good, but I won't be calling her back - she has a real walnut bottom.

by Nightmare Ives December 28, 2019

Half-Walnut

A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.

I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!

by barely standing July 16, 2008

walnut ball

A combination of two words that define a swollen testicles

Dude let you're acting like you have a walnut ball today

by MusicBB5 December 23, 2014

Walnut Whipping

Another name for rosebudding; an act in which a performer voluntarily prolapses their anus for another perform to French Kiss.

My girlfriend pushed her rectum out of her sphincter and asked me if I wanted to kiss it and told me it was something called rosebudding. The prolapsed arse looked more like a red walnut whip to me, so I told her I wouldn't be walnut whipping her any time soon

by WeirdDefinitionMan January 9, 2020