proof that god has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me go in and look around at all the employees and customers.
by Zach T L October 30, 2006

Dude 1:That trailer trash in the trailer down the street got pregnant again.
Dude 2: Who would hit that walmart?
Dude 1: Her brother, all them walmarts can get is their family members.
Dude 2: Who would hit that walmart?
Dude 1: Her brother, all them walmarts can get is their family members.
by Agab December 11, 2007

A store that large numbers of Americans claim to hate because it "hurts small businesses", but always make the excuse, "I only shop there if I have to" to rationalize their hypocritical purchases at WalMart.
"I hate WalMart. I only shop there if I have to."
"It's a free country and there is no obligation as a U. S. citizen to buy anything at WalMart."
"It's a free country and there is no obligation as a U. S. citizen to buy anything at WalMart."
by Hate Walmart? Shop elsewhere! August 31, 2012

why do all the way to mexico when there is a mexico conveneatly in your own back yard called walmart
by baka kuso yaro April 22, 2011

Today the Nobel Peace Prize got walmarted after being won by Barak Obama after doing seemingly nothing. In other news, there are multiple reports today of Mother Teressa rolling over in her grave.
by SLP-Wingnut October 9, 2009

To place a paper bag over an unattractive female's head before engaging in sexual intercourse (can be simplified as 'bag it and tag it')
"I don't remember her looking like that on our first date. By our second date I had to Walmart that chick."
"She's got a smokin' body, but her face leaves much to be desired. Eh, I'd Walmart her."
"She's got a smokin' body, but her face leaves much to be desired. Eh, I'd Walmart her."
by DylRemps January 14, 2009

A store where I can buy everything I'll ever need. All the while watching the retards and old people go about their lives.
Walmart may not be the greatest place on earth but the clothes I buy there are cheaper and last longer than the clothes my sister buys from Hollister or AE.
by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007
