Waked Off

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

by Wakeoff August 16, 2009

wake and shake

Similar to the "wake and bake," except that it involves jerking off instead of smoking pot.

I was dreaming about this hottie all night, so in the morning it was time for a little wake and shake.

by What U. Waant courtesy of Thin Dick August 12, 2003

Wake Off

To wake up with a blanket monster and beat off immediately. Combination of waking up and whacking off.

This morning I woke up with enormous morning wood and couldn't have gotten out of bed if I didn't wake off.

by Sunblazer November 30, 2009

Wake and Shake

The compelling need to get off after awaking.
Also known as the Nap and Slap.

The young woman, Britt, demanded that Dale be on MSN when she awoke so she could Wake and Shake, although she knew she secretly wanted to ask Ava to assist in her Nap and Slap.

by NotAva0a June 8, 2010

Waking Hangover

Although a rare occurance, the Waking Hangover occurs when one consumes several alcoholic beverages, often a mixture of beer, alcohol, and wine, in a short time in order to become intoxicated quickly, then staying awake long enough to sober up. Once sober, said person may suffer from normal hangover symptoms including nausea and headaches.

Guy 1: I downed two Jack and Cokes, three Sam Adams and a couple shots of Jose before I went to dinner with my girlfriends family.
Guy 2: How'd that go?!
Guy 1: Don't know, I ended up getting a Waking Hangover and left early.

by CLopez August 15, 2008

Wake and Shake

The act of waking up in the morning and immediately beginning to masturbate.

I woke up this morning feeling really horny, so I did a quick wake and shake.

by Cambriass January 10, 2011

Wake up

Verb: when you open your eyes after sleeping.

"Wake up, you are going to be late for school"

by grei_eba August 1, 2009