a beautiful convenience store where people of all kinds gather to indulge in the finest packaged snacks. if located near a dance studio you may see dancers flock there when running out of energy.
by missmiaonfire July 19, 2018

by Crackerless Cracker May 28, 2007

The girl friend of a gay man who spends a lot of time and money in designer stores - (as in Wife And Girlfriend).
Store Assistant: And is this for your girlfriend, sir?
Gay Man: Honey, please - she's just my Fag WAG.
Gay Man: Honey, please - she's just my Fag WAG.
by Graceyloo December 27, 2007

by anon. December 20, 2003

by XxJennyxX July 19, 2007

A bag of cocaine disguised to look like a dildo's ballsac. (May also have a functioning dildo attached)
by Skizoo May 23, 2022

If they accidentally happen to look my way as I'm wagging the axe, it's of course a different situation.
by abini May 18, 2010
