Paddy-waggler

A person incapable of holding intelligent conversation, normally seen in a business meeting scenario where any sound or word uttered is met with disbelief from his/her colleagues as it does not normally pertain to the subject of the meeting.

Meeting attendee: "I wanted to mow my lawn on Sunday but my grass was too short"
Chairman of meeting, muttering under his breath "for god's sake, he's such a paddy-waggler"

by MacKenzie's Gang August 19, 2018

Cart Waggler

A person selling fruit for an outrageously high price that nobody would ever actually think of buying

buddy's a real cart waggler, try to avoid him

by Chillingallday November 28, 2020

fanny wagler

A fanny wagler is a fanny rappeler.

Shut up you fanny wagler.

by Alfiebrook01 July 9, 2021

tit waggle

A term used in road rage; calling someone an idiot

that person was such a tit waggle at the last light.

by FuzzyFlawed June 10, 2023

Fag waggled

when you are flirting with another gay jokingly but they fall 4 u

Leah “I accidentially fag waggled Sasha”
Sasha “I’m in love with you“

by ikissgirlsikissboys January 19, 2024

Crypto Wagie Extremist

Anyone who spends more than 50% of every wagie paycheck on cryptocurrency with the intent of become a crypto millionaire as a result of investing.

He's a crypto wagie extremist because he refuses to spend his money on anything that isn't crypto - he won't come to the bar with us.

The guy only likes turning money into more money which is why hes a crypto wagie extremist now.
They are a CWE so they're only working here with us so they can buy more crypto.

by jwinter January 7, 2024

Wiggle my waggle

To have someone fondle with your groin area

Boy 1: Hey man you suck!
Boy 2: Oh, Wiggle my waggle.

by Wolfning April 11, 2026