Very strong humans, emotionally and physically. They take pain like a champ. They go through a lot and fight for their rights, yet still get downgraded for it. I truly think women are amazing, especially in society today.
“Women are absolutely incredible.”
by cinnamonapplesauc3 May 4, 2020
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something that cannot survive at all without a man
women need men, without us they will all die.
without a man women cant give birth, cant be protected, cant have children.
Men are the reason women exist. Our sperm literally created women.
women need men, without us they will all die.
without a man women cant give birth, cant be protected, cant have children.
Men are the reason women exist. Our sperm literally created women.
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 February 7, 2023
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Get the Women mug.Objects who think they count as a gender. They belong in the kitchen, they don’t deserve equal pay and they are a waste.
Women are objects.
by Women beater 6969 :) January 31, 2020
Get the Women mug.Hey, I'm no huge feminist at all, but some of these definitions are pretty bad. We often do a hell of a lot more than you guys can. Yeah, I know this is overused, but how'd you like pushing a human being out of your body?
However, I do completely agree on a few things. I can bleed, push a baby out of my body, nurse, and pour boiling hot wax on my legs and rip the hair off, but yes - I am terrified of spiders. They scare the frigging shit out of me.
And I can be incredibly illogical, conniving, manipulative, and spoiled into getting what I want, including the occasional abrupt shift in mood. But not that y'all don't have your freaky quirks as well. You guys are weird, annoying, and you're WAY too hung up on ESPN.
But that one about rape was sick and unfunny. How do you report that?
By the way, everyone, Happy 2006! Yeah, whatever.It's 3 a.m. and I'm here.
However, I do completely agree on a few things. I can bleed, push a baby out of my body, nurse, and pour boiling hot wax on my legs and rip the hair off, but yes - I am terrified of spiders. They scare the frigging shit out of me.
And I can be incredibly illogical, conniving, manipulative, and spoiled into getting what I want, including the occasional abrupt shift in mood. But not that y'all don't have your freaky quirks as well. You guys are weird, annoying, and you're WAY too hung up on ESPN.
But that one about rape was sick and unfunny. How do you report that?
By the way, everyone, Happy 2006! Yeah, whatever.It's 3 a.m. and I'm here.
Mood-swing woman
Other woman: I'm so happy!
Woman: Really! Well I'm glad -
Other woman: Shut up.
Women's tolerance
Other woman's husband later that night:Honey, can you make me a four-course meal?
Other woman: Sure.
Other woman's husband: Honey, can you drive forty miles and get me some wine?
Other woman: Sure.
Other woman's husband: Oh, and honey, can you get me some applesauce?
Other woman: Get your own damn sauce!
Men's stupidities
Woman: Honey, can I have some earrings at Tiffanys?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I have a purse at Prada?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I spend all the money you've ever worked in your entire life and decorate my car in six-carat diamonds?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I cut off ESPN?
Woman's Husband: Get the hell out of here, you evil bitch!
Other woman: I'm so happy!
Woman: Really! Well I'm glad -
Other woman: Shut up.
Women's tolerance
Other woman's husband later that night:Honey, can you make me a four-course meal?
Other woman: Sure.
Other woman's husband: Honey, can you drive forty miles and get me some wine?
Other woman: Sure.
Other woman's husband: Oh, and honey, can you get me some applesauce?
Other woman: Get your own damn sauce!
Men's stupidities
Woman: Honey, can I have some earrings at Tiffanys?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I have a purse at Prada?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I spend all the money you've ever worked in your entire life and decorate my car in six-carat diamonds?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I cut off ESPN?
Woman's Husband: Get the hell out of here, you evil bitch!
by una chica fantastica January 1, 2006
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