weiner sweeper

-noun

1. A mustache so rich and full that it may be used to sweep the dust off another man's penis.

2. Synonym for molestache.

Hey, check it out! Someone with a mustache like that must only be using it for a weiner sweeper.

by ntgalloway September 7, 2009

weiner booping

The action of two penis's touching each other, usually on the heads, in a sexual or non sexual way.

Me and Jim did some weiner booping yesterday, it wasn't gay though.

by Fachumean April 20, 2015

weiner back

When you are sitting and a man standing behind you presses up against you and you can feels his weiner against your back.

Yesterday I got weiner backed while I was sitting at my desk!!!

by Local4 January 7, 2010

evan weiner

People named Evan probably have a big weiner

Evan got a Evan Weiner fsfs

by Glezed AG April 12, 2022

weiner lump

The obvious lump exhibited by a man who wears tight or thin pants with no underwear.

"Man...that dirt hippie is wearing camping pants with no underwear. Would you look at that weiner lump? It is a like a leather sack full of nickels."

by CPT Ron October 12, 2013

weiner dance

A male who stands in front of someone or something and shakes his weiner around without using his hands

Todd did the weiner dance for Jen.

by Warrior1023 August 20, 2017

Weiner Welts

The facial trauma resulting from slapping someone in the face repeatedly with an erection.

"Dude, I gave Holly some SERIOUS weiner welts last night!"

by Majic Johnson November 1, 2011